I just tossed a slug off the back porch - Wonder how long it took him....

[matcom]

to get up there?

stupid slug

[yvr girl]

1. You're always squashing the dreams of the

'little people' aren't you.

[matcom]

2. its like playing God

he probably spent all night trying to reach the top of his mountain.

now.....

CRAWL UP THERE AGAIN BITCH!

[yvr girl]

3. Maybe YOU are its god

and it was on a pilgrimage.

[matcom]

5. i am

and i have just spite thee

[yvr girl]

6. Whatever

'sides, you're not MY god - more like a pet.

[matcom]

7. go ahead. climb my mountain

see what happens :P

[yvr girl]

8. It should be predictable, shouldn't it?

but I gotta wash my hair today, ya that's it, I gotta wash my hair.

[matcom]

9. you sure?

it could be the 'second coming'

[yvr girl]

10. Could be?

You're not very reliable, are you? A girl's gotta have some standards.

[matcom]

11. oh i can guarantee it

as long as you 'bow down' before me

[yvr girl]

13. It's all about YOU isn't it?

You gods are all the same.

[matcom]

14. yes

we are a tight group

[yvr girl]

15. Elitist. How about I just blow you

...a little kiss?

[matcom]

16. that was NOT my command

you like locusts huh?

[yvr girl]

17. I'm more into chocolate sauce and whipped cream

locusts seem kind of 'Fear Factor'ish. :P

[supernova]

4. Ugh. slugs...

I hate slugs on my steps. :P

Why is it always the steps?

[In_The_Wind]

12. all night

after it ate your flowers

[billyskank]

19. See

Everything balances itself out!

[In_The_Wind]

20. ya think ...

[El Fuego]

18. It's an allegory of the myth of Sisyphus

which makes you the evil slug god.

[Atlas Mugged]

21. I love anyone who can reference mythology so casually

I purchased my yearly pomegranate yesterday just to enjoy it and contemplate the seasonal changes it is responsible for.

[El Fuego]

22. Since you're "Atlas"

You would know that! :)

[sasquatch]

23. You didn't use salt on it?

Oh man, that's TONS OF FUN right there.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

24. Why does this topic title seem somehow vaguely pornographic?

Just sounds dirty, I guess. Or I've got a dirty mind. Or something.

[SOteric]

25. What?!! You threw it away?!!

(French Accent) Foolish American. I could have sent you recipes. (/French Accent)

[rug]

26. A slug knocks on a door.

Man opens door. Doesn't see anything, shrugs and shuts the door. Happens again. Third time man looks down sees the slug and is so pissed he tosses him off the porch.

Five years later slug knocks on the door. Man opens door. Slug says, "What the hell was that about?"

[xmas74]

27. More fun to put salt or beer on them.

It kills them. Kinda mean but it was a form of entertainment as a child.