Hey Canuck Amok, and others....like COlonel Flagg from M*A*S*H?

[HEyHEY]

http://4077th_mash_1.tripod.com/flagg_quotes.htm

A page of Col Flagg Qoutes.

[HEyHEY]

1. I like this one

Hawkeye: Why stop there? Why don't we just drop an atomic bomb?
Flagg: Hey. Don't try to make friends with me.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Don't play dumb! You're not as good at it as I am!

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[HEyHEY]

3. another good one from the site

Flagg: I want to make a call.
Henry: Can I get the number for you?
Flagg: I don't know the number.
Henry: Well, then, how can you make the call?
Flagg: I have to throw up. The number's in a capsule.
Henry: Well. I'll just run along.

[CanuckAmok]

4. I forget that actor's name...

...but I saw him in a movie once, playing a straight role. The movie was a drama, but everytime he spoke or came on the screen, I couldn't help but laugh out loud--I kept flashing back to the MASH scene where he re-breaks his own arm with the x-ray machine...

[underpants]

5. I am the wind-Flagg

the wind just broke his arm-Hawkeye