If you have this bumpersticker, you are a tool

[Zomby Woof]

"Born To Shop". With little dollar signs and a shopping bag with those words.

:nuke:

[July]

1. Agreed. nt

[nini]

2. I for one HATE shopping

I go in and get what the hell I 'need' and that's it.

I HATE the JCPenney mother/daughter commercial where the mom is passing on the grand old tradition of shopping to her daugther :puke:

Screw that.. I'd want my daughter running the store not being it's best customer.


:D

[Zomby Woof]

3. I missed that commercial

I think I saved up all of my ad hate for that SUV ad with the parachuting asshole! :D

[nini]

5. oh c'mon .. you know people actually have to to jump off a cliff..

to leave for work.

How the hell they get back up there is what I wanna know :D

[Zomby Woof]

6. I think they float on their own gas

:yoiks:

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Well, put ol' Randy here in the "tool" category!

I gots mine on the back of my Geo Metro, right next to the one about how much I love my Shi-Tzu.

[Zomby Woof]

7. I am more of a Lao-Tzu guy myself

The Tao of Shopping being my favorite work by him.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. I'm more into Sun-Tzu's The Art of Shopping Mall War, personally

[In_The_Wind]

8. *whew*

I don't have that one.

[Zomby Woof]

9. But you always have the icons!

:toolazytolookupagoodiconforareply: :hi:

[miss_kitty]

10. you are also a tool if you have any number of

license plate brackets such as "I'd rather be shopping at Nordstrom" (Well then go there and get the fuck out of my way, Nancy) and "It's fast it's red and it's MINE" (Duh-must be your own little reminder).

now I've got nothing against "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair" for some reason.

[Zomby Woof]

12. haha

I've seen that last one... and they make the font small enough so that you pretty much have to be riding their ass to read it. :-)

[miss_kitty]

13. just askin' to have their hair pulled!

:D

[marzipanni]

25. Not a bumpersticker,

but on the back of a motorcyclist's t-shirt:
"If you can read this, my wife fell off."

[HEyHEY]

11. I feel the same about "Zappa rules"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. Was that the sequel to this:

?

[AirmensMom]

14. That's right. I hate to shop.

[Zomby Woof]

15. But what about hubby?

Don't you have a pipe and slippers to purchase? :evilgrin:

[AirmensMom]

17. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

Good one!

[Zomby Woof]

18. It's nice to know

That not all DUers are humor-impaired, or take my jokes so seriously. ;-)

[AirmensMom]

20. What, you thought I'd flame?

I still haven't stopped laughing. :D

He might go out and get me some carrot cake, though. But only b/c he has to get milk anyways. :9

Edit: Just found out, it's going to be B&J tonight. That's what I wanted all along. :9

[Zomby Woof]

22. Hell no

You are way too rational and sweet to flame me. :-)

Ooo! Love Ben & Jerry's too. :bounce:

[AirmensMom]

24. Aw, shucks.

:blush:

[hfojvt]

16. I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.

Yes I would, if I could, I surely would.

If I had a hammer, I'da hammer in the morning
I'da hammer in the evening, all the day long.

Don't be a tool, get a life, and a tool.
Visit your local Ace Hardware.


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[bridgit]

19. no got'z, they should have one that says...

"He/She Who Dies With The Most Toys Is Still Dead Nonetheless" :rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

23. Truly

I always wonder if that's a dare when they mock us with that comment. :D

[ThatsMyBarack]

26. I hate the ones that say:

"Marriage=One Man+One Woman"

What a painful reminder of how and why this country got so screwed up! :mad: