gerbil hiding tips

[Wonk]

Note: This thread, inspired by JohnKleeb's "mouse hiding tips" thread, is not (imho) a sex thread because people don't actually do this. I think.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa091797.htm
http://www.urbanlegends.com/animals/gerbilling/

[Don_G]

1. Don't Hide Them In Your Skivvies

They tickle....

Try sneaking a pet home when you're nine years old past your Mom.

[DoNotRefill]

2. You're wrong....

bestiality of various forms, while not exactly common, is not as uncommon as some people think.

There's some BIZARRE shit out there....the oddest I've ever heard about was a woman using a live octopus for....ahem...."unclean" purposes. No joke, it actually happened.

[Fridays Child]

3. This may shut down the thread but it's a true story...

A guy came into the ER with the ink tube from a Bic pen stuck inside his penis. After extracting it, someone tacked it to the bulletin board in the interns' sleeping quarters along with a note that said, "If you can't come, write."

[JohnKleeb]

4. Christ my paranoidness has really got people in the mood

Oh wonk my tip. hide it in your backpack.