You know who just turned 64?

[Archae]

No, not Paul McCartney.

Paul Simon.

"Still crazy after all these years..."

[Floogeldy]

1. He doesn't look a day over 68.

;)

[Darth_Kitten]

12. LOL

:rofl:

[hfojvt]

2. I usually call him Al

only because I am his bodyguard.

[Floogeldy]

4. So, his real name is Alan?

I think Whoa_Nelly might know him.

;)

[Archae]

5. When you go to Graceland, right?

With the 9 year old child of your first marriage?

[KitchenWitch]

6. Wearing diamonds on the soles of your shoes

[Archae]

7. Yup...with me and Julio down in the schoolyard.

Just watch out for the bomb in the baby carriage. :-)

[KitchenWitch]

8. Kodachrome

Give me those nice bright colors

[hfojvt]

9. that would explain why

there's nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town

[Archae]

10. That one was Art Garfunkel.

Sorry...

[hfojvt]

11. eau contraire and eau clair, mon frere

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/simon-and-garfunkel/124588.html

Song written by Paul Simon, because he thought the rest of Garfunkel's solo stuff was too cheery.

[jeff30997]

3. McCartney turns 64 next year. I predict a lot of teasing.