Darth_Kitten
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:14 PM
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Things Bush should not say to the Queen at a State Banquet. |
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Jenna and Barb, Wills and Harry, let's say we get all the kids together!!
We're related you know.
Gosh this palace is swell.
What does Philip do when he's not with you and stuff?
Mother told me you really cannot trust the hired help. How's Charles?
Noelle says "hello".
Who's the smart one in your family?
I know tighter security's a bitch, but you know Tony!
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Cooley Hurd
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:18 PM
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1. "So, what's all this about yer son being a 'homersexual?'" |
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"Mah buddy Dick has the same problem with his daughter. You should talk to him about that..."
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:20 PM
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2. "Remember the revolutionary war?" |
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"We kicked your great great great granpda's ass!"
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:22 PM
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3. Got any Coke? Don't tell my daddy! |
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:24 PM
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4. "Yerr English's gettin' better!" |
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:25 PM
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5. Other things Bush should not say |
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Oh, sorry, my grandfather supplied Hitler with resources. That same Hitler bombed Buckingham Palace while the Queen Mum was in the bomb shelter and London was burning to the ground.
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Scott Lee
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:28 PM
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6. "So, you have Muslims too??" |
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:49 PM
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7. Oh, I thought you meant a "long island iced tea" |
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when I got myself up from my nappie-poo for 'tea'.
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:50 PM
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8. Why don't you, Chuck, Willy and lil ole' Harry come to the ranch... |
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So that whole Di car accident thing...what's the story? So, the ole' Battle Axe (Queen Mum) licked the bucket didn't she? Man she's a stubborn one! So which one'a yur boyz is a sissy? A week at the ranch'll set'em straight. So do u think that dead or a live thing was catchy or what? I thought it up all by myself. While we devaluate the Euro well cohesive the strenght of resolve.
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:52 PM
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whar's the can? I need use your throne.
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Sun Nov-16-03 02:53 PM
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10. Guys, meet the Queen. |
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Sun Nov-16-03 06:18 PM
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11. I don't know how it happened, but |
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the DU has an amazing collection of Sarcastic writers! With long memories, too. You're all awesome!
Thank goodness for Archives. There could be quite a valuable collection of quips in there, for the taking.
Here's mine: "Columba* would like to know if she can get tax-free shopping priveleges in London".
*Columba is Jeb's wife, who was caught with tax evasion on a shopping trip to France for $35,000.
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Sun Nov-16-03 06:20 PM
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12. "Will Mr. Larouche be joining us?" |
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Good old Lyndon has a real "thing" about the royal family.
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Sun Nov-16-03 06:22 PM
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he shouldn't say anything, maybe Herr Rove can staple the stupid chimp's lips shut...
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Sun Nov-16-03 06:33 PM
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14. "where can i get me one of them fancy hats your guards wear?" |
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Sun Nov-16-03 06:48 PM
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15. 'Scuse me, where's the hush puppies at? |
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And what about the chili?
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