Man fights bear while going over Niagara Falls on red bicycle.

[SpiralHawk]

Well, not really.

It's actually just a regular old man-fights-bear story retread from LBN. But it's a slow day and I thought I would spice up the news, ala Faux or whatever. So there you have it.

Man fights bear and lives

http://www.canada.com/vancouver/theprovince/story.asp?id=039EE32B-C794-4C2D-930C-64616D9A66CD
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[skibunny4dean]

1. My Dad fought a Bear once

... and now he's dead. But not from the Bear. The bear wasn't real, either, it was a giant stuffed one.

Canada rules, by the way. We ought to follow their lead and legalize gay marriage.

Oh Canada...