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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 09:36 AM
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Great Joke to start off your Monday on the right foot
Hope you haven't heard it yet!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving George Bush his daily run down on the Iraq war effort.

"Well mr president, we've made great progress in quelling the insurgencies and have taken a number of rebels prisoner. Only casualties to report of are the loss of 3 Brazilian soldiers in Baghdad"

"OH MY GOD!" Yells bush in dismay, before whispering, "how many is a brazillion?"
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 09:38 AM
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1. As we say in my family (in jest): YOU SUCK.
:)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 09:39 AM
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3. I know you're in pain this morning - with the Angels heading home & all
:pals:

:loveya:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 09:45 AM
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4. you're sweet
thanks a bunch :hug:
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 09:39 AM
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2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 09:48 AM
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5. Not this shit again
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 09:51 AM
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6. Oh bite me!
and I mean that with all my heart.

:silly:
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