Magrittes Pipe
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:41 AM
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I hate it when parents of yowling babies bring their pit bulls to movies. |
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:42 AM
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1. Does this movie star Kirstie Alley? Soundtrack by Laura Branigan? |
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:43 AM
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2. I just want to eat my fried chicken in peace. |
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:45 AM
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3. I hate it when cats kill songbirds in the freakin' theater |
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put a bell on those fucking cats, dammit
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:45 AM
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watch it - she'll slice you and yet she'll never leave her perch on the window sill
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:46 AM
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How do you feel about them eating their tofu snacks while you're trying to peacefully watch the film? }(
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:47 AM
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6. oooooo.....that is my pet peeve |
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:48 AM
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7. PETS?!?!? Owning a pet is animal abuse. |
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:50 AM
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9. I do not "own" an animal |
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I give my cat the opportunity to come and go as she pleases. We are a symbiotic human-feline relationship, with equal rights and equal voting power on major household decisions.
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:51 AM
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10. So your cat runs free and kills songbirds at will? |
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:52 AM
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11. After your cat kills the birds, do you bread them with corn flakes? |
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:53 AM
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12. my cat is an animal rights activist herself |
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she eats tofubirds only. She views feline exploitation of avians to be similar to capitalist exploitation of child labor in the early 20th century
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:57 AM
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13. I have this report due on Karl Marx. Maybe I should talk to your cat. |
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Mon Oct-17-05 12:23 PM
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14. Communist cats in movie theatres? |
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I fucking hate those little bastards! Always going on about "Trotsky this" and "Lenin that". Self righteous little fuckers! :mad:
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Mon Oct-17-05 12:25 PM
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15. I hate when they try organizing the snack bar staff. |
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I just want my popcorn and drink, dammit. That proletarian revolution shit can wait, dammit.
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Mon Oct-17-05 12:27 PM
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The popcorn chick stands on the counter with that damn "UNION" sign! You are not Norma Rae, get off the counter and get me my medium buttered popcorn or else! :nuke:
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Mon Oct-17-05 12:29 PM
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17. Look for...the union label... |
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God, that singing in the box office drives me nuts. TWO ADULTS, YOU PIMPLY-FACED WAGE SLAVE!!!
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Mon Oct-17-05 11:49 AM
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8. Especially movies with Laura Branigan songs on the soundtrack. |
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Gosh, how I love her music!
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