How Freepers will stay warm this winter

[jmowreader]

The Pig Farm (Spurious News Network) - The cost of heating fuel threatens to overwhelm us all. But an intrepid band of entrepreneurs has what they think is the solution to the problem.

"It's the Free Republic Wood Stove," said their leader, East Coast freeper Kristinn Taylor. "There are absolutely no un-American parts in it. It is the perfect heating appliance for the patriotic American."

The Free Republic Wood Stove, which is made entirely out of All-American Red Oak, provides patriotic heating at a reasonable price. "By using Free Republic Wood Stoves, you can ease America's dependence on foreign oil and cut out the evil oil companies."

When Mr. Taylor was reminded that wood burns and therefore may not be the right material to make a heating appliance from, he puffed up his chest. "The Free Republic Wood Stove burns for three hours--guaranteed!

[RevCheesehead]

1. Yeah - fuelled with the Constitution and Bill of Rights.

:cry: I want my country back!

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. That's a HILARIOUS story!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: