I am going to have to kill my husband

[Mizmoon]

He painted the driveway.
He parked the car with no plates, registration, or inspection on the street.
I told him we would get tickets up the wazoo.
He laughed.
I just found three tickets totaling $360 on the windshield.

I am going to have to kill him. No doubt.

[matcom]

1. *whew*

when i first glanced at this thread i thought it was from Mrs Matcom :D

glad its not me (this time) :D

[Mizmoon]

8. I'm sure you did something

She and I will have to have a talk and decide what it was.

[WillParkinson]

2. Do you have somewhere to hide the body?

Just asking...

[Mizmoon]

5. We have no basement

so maybe under the shed?

[edbermac]

3. Make it look like an accident...

That way you'll get double indemnity on his insurance...;)

[Mizmoon]

6. Bwaaahaaahaa!

I like the way you think!

[wildhorses]

19. Justifiable Homicide

Next Case....

:popcorn:

[redqueen]

4. Don't you love that?

I always love when I get ignored and it ends up costing insane amounts of money.

[Mizmoon]

7. It's bittersweet

To be right, and yet so broke.

[Shine]

10. In some weird way, this makes me think of our current situation...

with the Iraq war. We warned them, they didn't listen, and now our country is going BROKE...not to mention the thousands of wasted lives.

Sigh....

Oh well, at least in YOUR situation, only one person has to die. :evilgrin:

Sorry to hear about the parking fees, though. That sucks.

Stupid husbands.... Ugh. :eyes:

[redqueen]

11. Sorry

Should have used the :sarcasm: tag.

At times like that, I'd SO rather be wrong. :(

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

22. You know, usually that's the role I play.

I think it's a whole ying/yang thing to have a responsible person with someone just a little less responsible.

[redqueen]

30. Yeah, probably.

I wanna be the less responsible one for a while!

:cry:

[In_The_Wind]

9. I'll let you know how much $ it's going to take to 'fix' my current fiasco

fixing small problems cost less but no ... that's too easy ...

[underpants]

12. Good grief where do you live?

DO the cops stay parked around the corner? Do the cops not listen to the most basic excuse?

Huh?

[tatertop]

13. Gheesh, they sure hand out the fines

That's about triple what I would expect
in the worst case scenario.

[Mizmoon]

14. This is a horrid horrid county

full of scoundrels, I tell you! Scoundrels! :mad:

I know - disgusting fines, ey? New York - aka "hell on earth".

[tatertop]

18. I would be hopping mad

Those fines are totally unreasonable.
It's one thing if they catch you driving a car
with no plates and no registration and you have no valid
license. But a parked car that belongs to the owner of the
house it is parked in front of should
only get a warning.

[SoCalDem]

15. Thursday is street-sweeping day around my neighborhood

and the "code enforcement" person goes up and down the street handing out tickets..even if the street sweeper never sweeps the street..

It's a revenue enhancement scheme for our city.. A friend who's a cop also says every time it rains around here, all the crusiers hit the parking lots looking for handicapped parking violations.. ( no one wants to get wet, so on rainy days they "risk it" and park in handicapped spots.l.

[SOteric]

16. Make good quality

copies of those tickets. Have them professionally framed. Hang them on the wall by his side of the bed.

[Divameow77]

17. OMGoodness

My husband got a ticket for driving in the carpool lane, alone. Didn't pay it, didn't tell me (thought I would get mad), his license was suspended and we had to pay about $350 to fix it. Guess how much the ticket was, $75.

[Mizmoon]

20. Those darn husbands

If he wasn't so freaking cute, so help me ...

[Debi]

21. At least the tickets were on the windshield and not up his wazoo

It would have cost MUCH MORE for the proctologist! :rofl:

[WCGreen]

23. Tell him you are going to buy him an IPod....

Get him all excited, like the boys we men always are where presents are concerned and then Oh wait, I forgot... We have no money cause YOU PARKED THE FRIGGIN CAR WHERE I TOLD YOU NOT TOO.......

[Divameow77]

24. I went shopping

for expensive shoes, when he bitched about the money I politely reminded him about the $350 he spent to get his license back.

[WCGreen]

25. There ya go.... That's the ticket.... Pun Intended...

[Love Bug]

27. You should get YEARS of mileage out of that one!

(or at least until you've bought $350 worth of shoes!)

[CottonBear]

26. Why was he painting the driveway? I've never heard of that custom. n/t

[Mizmoon]

31. It's a poured cement driveway

We're getting ready to sell so we're trying to purty the place up. Makes it look neater and well-kept.

[zanne]

28. I'm impressed that he painted the driveway!

I'm still waiting for my husband to take down the Christmas lights.

[caty]

29. I just paid

10 times that amount because my husband said we should buy our cigarettes from an internet site. Our state made us pay up on the taxes. I'll let him live though. How else can I make him suffer for as long as I can possibly torture him?

[Mizmoon]

32. Wow - that's harsh!

I read about that in the paper. It's disgusting. I hate the government. I really do. Both Parties exist to fleece the people.