What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the floor?

[El Fuego]

MATT

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under?
Doug

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?
Mike

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box?
Bill

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing?
Skip

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach?
Sandy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?
Phil

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that just fell out of a boat?
Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Frank

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Patty

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
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Russell

[davsand]

1. What do you call a woman with no arms and legs on the grill with Frank?

Patty...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a ditch by a gravel road? Dusty.


What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter it won't come anyhow.


What do you do with that dog at night?
Take it out for a drag.



Gawd, I DO love tasteless jokes.



Laura

[bertha katzenengel]

2. What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

[no name no slogan]

4. what do you call a foreign lady with one leg?

Irene

(I am going to hell)

[MN ChimpH8R]

10. "So I sez to my wife with the artificial leg....

HEY PEG..."

[Blue_Tires]

3. lol

what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testes?

sparky

[bikebloke]

5. Can Johnny come out and play baseball?

"You know Johnny doesn't have any arms and legs."

"Yeah, we want him to be third base."

[KG]

6. 'mommy, mommy, how long do i have to keep walking in circles?'

'shut-up, or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!'

[Jamastiene]

11. That sounds eerily like my mother.

:rofl:

[MrsMatt]

7. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What's black & white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black & white, black & white, black & white?

A nun falling down the stairs.

[ronnykmarshall]

8. How did Helen Keller burn her fingers ???

She tried to read the waffle iron.

[peekaloo]

9. lol.....Why were her legs yellow?

Her dog was blind, too.

[ronnykmarshall]

15. How did she burn her cheek?

She tried to answer the iron.

How did she burn her other cheek?

They called back.

[pdx_prog]

12. Where does dragon milk come from?

short cows....

[Dangerously Amused]

13. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot?

Stu.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Kurt & Rod.