You know what bugs me? Noodles.

[CanuckAmok]

I'm sick of noodles.

Noodles are bland and limp and soggy, and they stick to whatever else is in the bowl with them.

Noodles have no personality of their own.

[redqueen]

1. But but but...

they're so delicious!

And so warm and savory! :9

[Nikia]

2. I personally like noodles

I've eaten them plain, but they really shine with sauce and other stuff like meat and vegtables.

[Dangerously Amused]

3. "Noodles".

Well, your first problem is referring to them as simply "noodles." Try calling them "pasta," it has much more panache.' (The panache' adds flavor. You'd be surprised.)

[trof]

4. Why do you demean my religion?

As a recent convert to the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, I deeply resent your attack on my beliefs.

[radwriter0555]

5. You sound like a closet noodlist to me. Are you now, or have you ever been

vengeful and hateful towards OTHER types of pasta?

RigaTONI PERHAPS?

[Left Is Write]

6. I love noodles.

Noodles with butter and Parmesan cheese.

Noodles with chicken and gravy.

Noodly noodly noodles!

[Jamastiene]

7. Noodles suck...

I hate 'em too.

[youthere]

8. Locking...

no sex threads.

[Blue-Jay]

9. You make it difficult to enjoy eating noodles.

:(

[El Fuego]

10. I'm not a noodle person.

To me, it's not that much different from eating wet cardboard.

[tyedyeto]

His Noodly Appendage is going to strike you down...

for blasphemy.

[progmom]

11. this doesn't surprise me in the slightest

though i do suspect that maybe you have a secret noodle fetish.

perhaps...when the moon is full...you consume vast amounts of noodles...and turn into some kind of demon...or zomby.

[Shell Beau]

12. But they are soooo good if you add

cheese, butter, tomato sauce. Mmmmm! Just think of all of the yummy stuff that contains noodles. Mmmm! Spaghetti, lasagna, mac-n-cheese, alfredo, lots of Chinese dishes.

[pitohui]

13. you don't know how to cook them

my noodles are not bland, limp, soggy, or sticky

you are doing something wrong, most likely mistake is yr overcooking them

[bicentennial_baby]

14. exactly

:)