I heard something very unusual about Wolverines on the animal channel

[sasquatch]

Wolverines are cousin's to Otters in the animal kingdom and how otters are to water wolverines are to snow. Anyway in the northern towns in Canada when it's snowing all the time the residents are worried about how to keep Wolverines out of their backyards. They came up with this strange yet pratical solution to their worries of the Wolverines. The residents put up football goalpost and it scares the wolverines away because they can't get near them. This strategy has worked for years and the residents of the northern Canadian towns seem to enjoy and don't plan on changing it any time soon.:evilgrin:

[Bozita]

1. Useless nuts versus almost extinct animals

a classic every year

can't wait for Saturday.

[Paragon]

2. Dude, let it go

I've taken craps that are funnier than this.

[sasquatch]

3. Excuse me but your a no talent unimagitive hack

Poop is the only thing that is funny for you because that's all the humor you can handle.

[HEyHEY]

4. duh earth to HEyHEY

That took me a second to realize you guys were arguing about football...now I get it...hehe.

Funny though I got on it at first cause there was supposedly a wolverine in my town last week.

[sasquatch]

6. I'm glad you liked it

You see it's very creative a suttle which woverine fans will not get sincce their family tree's don't fork:evilgrin: All kidding aside it's a BIG rivalry down here in the states.

[UrbScotty]

12. Funny - so have I

[Hawkeye-X]

5. Oh boy. The rivalry begins..

/me ignores the OSU/Mich rabid fans..

Hawkeye-X (NOT an Iowa fan, but Buffs fan -- you Michiganites remember the Stewart "Hail Mary" play back in 1993, I believe?)

Hawkeye-X

[sasquatch]

7. I loved that

I've liked Kordell Stewert ever since then:)

[BlueJazz]

8. Funny.....you had me going until the last sentence!

Another Football joke:

A Man was at a Georgia-Florida football game sitting behind a woman
with a little toy-poodle.
Every time the Florida team would get the ball the little dog would hop up and down.
The Florida team finally got into Georgia territory and the little dog
started barking like crazy and running around in circles.

Finally, the Florida team scored a field goal and the dog did cartwheels
in the air, back-flips and all the while, howling like a crazed wolf.

The Man was really getting curious and asked the woman:
Geez, Lady...your dog is really something..., I've been watching him go
crazy over the Florida team...My God, What does he do when Florida
scores a touchdown?

The Lady says: Well, I don't know, He's only 5 years old.

[Ohio Dem]

9. LOL

Nice. A new twist on a classic. I've never heard the Discover Channel lead-in to that one before. It's a nice touch.

[PVnRT]

10. Gee, that joke hasn't been used 1,984,387 times

for every football team in America :eyes:

By the way, which team has the more potent offense again?

[sasquatch]

14. Michigan but, Ohio Sate's defense pimps offense's

It really pisses off opposing offesive cordinators and opposing quarterbacks:grr: I love it when they've got to eat a big shitburger:evilgrin:

[alphafemale]

11. LMAO! Took a sec for the neurons to click into football for me too.

Otters can be mean little sh*ts despite their cute "poster animal" status.
Anyone who tries to "pet" a wild animal deserves what they get, though.

[sasquatch]

13. It's very hard and creative to do this

But it's fun:evilgrin: