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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:25 AM
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The roadmap to CAPTIONS
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:28 AM
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1. Uh. no sir, that's not your house; it's California.
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:29 AM
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2. And this is the footpath to the outdoor lavatory at Buckingham
Palace incase Her Maj has a problem with the plumbers this week...
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:33 AM
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3. No Mr. president.. that is not "Mt. Doom"...
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:35 AM
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4. And we'll put the mass graves for all of the liberals
right about here.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:38 AM
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5. Sir, you are still here your jumping around doesn't change the map
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 09:39 AM by underpants
YOu see this is a representation of ..........oh never mind.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:38 AM
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6. Once again, this is a hole in the ground, not your ass.......
:dunce:

btw is Ah-nold wearing his official Governor-elect jacket in this pic?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:39 AM
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7. We apreciate your expertise sir, now if the North Vietnamese attack
California we expect them to come in from here.....
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:41 AM
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8. Well the brownouts usually started about here but since Enron is no more
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 09:43 AM by underpants
we really appreciate you coming in to help coordinate this....
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:46 AM
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9. The Roadblock to peace!
Bush points out the boundaries of the newly annexed territory of Collie-$-knee-ya to the new GOPpenfuhrer while they grope for a final soulition on the Enron Question!
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:48 AM
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10. Yes Mr. President, this is where your protestor security fence will go...
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:12 AM
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11. so if librals houses burn
does that mean they can't vote?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:52 AM
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12. W: the last time I looked at this here map, a hurricane was just north of
Florida, just under your arm there, but it was in color and more fun to look at ... wonder if they ever turned them into placemats for restaurants like I suggested?



Sunday's CAPTIONS

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=416099

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=416086
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:32 AM
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13. Now that we've described it for Gov. Davis; we'll simplify things ...
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 11:59 AM by cosmicdot
for Ahhnold and Bush here ... these objects are houses ... and these are trees ...
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 12:26 PM
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14. Yessir, the nearest Jack-in the-Box is right about here.
...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 12:32 PM
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15. Okay we are going to drill here, here, and here
W:Ya know I was in the oil industry and I sent you some spots I thought you might try

Arnold (trying to think of a nice way of saying what they are all thinking)

Davis:Mr.President we saw those but....um......we figured we'd let some people with local knowledge handle this

Arnold :Yes yes exactly that's it
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 01:38 PM
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16. W: let's all take a whiz and put the darn thing out
... you say that the fire is there, but I don't see it ...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 01:59 PM
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17. "No, sir, but you're close. They're called counties, not
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 01:59 PM by skip fox
countries, but a lot of people make that mistake all the time" (but he's thinking: 'Only most of them are younger than seven years of freakin' age').
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 02:25 PM
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18. and we had...
One reported groping here....and another right here..

Oh..and Clinton's penis was last reported being seen here...
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