Dancing Nude Has Advantages

[matcom]

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Her dry cleaning bills are practically nonexistent. Shopping for clothes is never a problem, either.

But then again, in her line of work -- performing naked, save for a pair of Manolo Blahnik stilettos and the occasional wig, rubber chicken, or household prop --- London-based, Spanish choreographer-dancer, Maria La Ribot is not your typical ecdysiast.

In fact, La Ribot is not a stripper at all, but a highly acclaimed performer whose one-person shows have proved successful at international art galleries, theaters, dance festivals and live art and performance festivals throughout Europe.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20031117/od_nm/arts_nude_dc

[BiggJawn]

1. The only things I would NOT do naked....

is work on my truck or shovel snow.

Actually, I HATE clothes!

[geniph]

3. I won't bathe the cats naked

I mean, my clothes do get soaked with water, but it's better than those scratches in delicate spots when they panic over being lowered into the vat of dihydrogen monoxide.

[underpants]

2. What the hell is she doing to that rubber chicken???

:bounce: