"If Michigan beats Ohio State, AWD has to......."

[AWD]

It's Michigan week. The Maize and Bluesers (emphasis on LUE-sers) face another humiliating defeat at the hands of the Scarlet and Gray.

Face it...it's hopeless as another victim awaits the Buckeyes. There's nothing you can do.

Or is there????

Your favorite Buckeye fan (me...you know, AWD?) is putting himself on the line for his Buckeyes this week. The man whose team you LOVE to hate is taking wagers (not the illegal type, though).

So here is the challenge I shall take into the Ohio State/Michigan game.......Donate 25 dollars to my campaign, and if Ohio State loses, I will honor your donation by doing anything you ask. You want me to sing the Michigan fight song? I'll make an MP3 and post it. You want me to wear a Michigan shirt for a week? I'll do it. You want me run fly a Michigan flag in my sig line for a week, I'll do it.

Donate to my campaign and get a DUer one step closer to being elected.
Cheer for Michigan to win and get your favorite DUer to embarrass himself.

You can't lose! (unless Michigan loses.....but you KNOW they'll win, right???????)

Come on! Ohio State RULES! You know they'll blow Michigan away! Put a little donation money on it and name your embarrassing task!

Let's see it!

Donations can be made through PayPal to username [e-mail] - Follow up your donation of 25 dollars or more with an e-mail naming your challenge. I have the right to refuse any challenge if it is illegal, or will endanger my health or my family's health. If a challenge is refused on these grounds, the donor will have the right to make another challenge or withdraw their donation.

[underpants]

1. FORDHAM SUCKS!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=418968

[gratuitous]

2. AWD has to eat a bug

And I get to choose the bug. :evilgrin:

Let's see, post a Linfield banner? Naw, that'd cost you your district's Pacific Lutheran and Willamette University constituency, and I want you to win.

I dunno. Maybe the shame and humiliation you'd be suffering would be sufficient to bring a smile to my little ratlike visage.

[SEAburb]

3. Frosty goes out with a win

gotta love the Lutes

[AWD]

4. I lived through John Cooper....

....I've done humiliation before.

[KFC]

10. This is the bug you need

http://www.potatobugs.com/index.html

"The most universally feared, hated and disgusting creatures on the planet."

[jus_the_facts]

5. Dammit the second time in a week I NEED a credit card....

....ahh well I don't have one and my funds are nonexistant anyway and the debts are HIGH....so just be GLAD you won't have to do what I'd have challenged you to do....still interested in hearing about it for free..hee hee hee!!!:evilgrin:

[AWD]

6. Oh, Amber....

.....I said it couldn't be illegal. get your mind out of that gutter!

[jus_the_facts]

7. HA.... get YOURS outta the gutter......

.....it IS legal in some states anyway!! :spank:

[UrbScotty]

8. GO BLUE!

:D

[AWD]

9. Seems to me....

....that nobody has any guts to put their money on the Blue......

I guess everybody has just finally settled in with the knowledge that I already possess.....that Ohio State is just that damn good.