What Do You Think Is Really Discussed In The Moderator-Only Forum?

[THUNDER HANDS]

I always wondered what goes on behind the curtain. Anyone wanna hazard a guess?

[SmileyBoy]

1. Most definitely they talk about sex.

Why wouldn't they???:-)

[liberalhistorian]

4. So THAT'S why they

want the sex threads banned, so they can have all the fun themselves! Oh, those sneaky little devils!

[SmileyBoy]

5. Exactly...

They've hornswaggled us...:crazy:

[liberalhistorian]

2. Or they could be playing,

"Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw!"

[Skinner]

3. Two words:

"Tupperware Party"

[liberalhistorian]

6. Two more words:

Bor. ing. Oh come on, you guys, I know things have to be a little more exciting than THAT!

[onehandle]

7. How exciting.

No Amway?

[Dogmudgeon]

8. Ah ... so 'Tupperware' is the secret code!

You've let the cathouse out of the bag this time, Skinner.

--bkl
Bird is the Word

[Maeve]

26. Two other words:

Hot tub

[rbnyc]

9. They talk about the fairest way...

...to do their very, very difficult jobs.

(And they have wild orgies.)

;-)

[geniph]

10. When I was a moderator,

mostly what we discussed in the moderator-only forum was whether it was uncool to call people freepers to their face.

Oh, and whether or not it was overly exclusionary to have a moderators-only forum. :D

[jono]

11. Ritualistic animal slaughter.

And lots of it.

;-)

[Liberal Veteran]

12. I know for a fact they only talk about me.....

...just like the rest of you do behind my back!!!!!!


ROTFLMAO!

[GOPisEvil]

13. They post their own polls:

How big a dork is Magic Rat? ;-)

Just kidding Rat! :pals:

[proud patriot]

14. Ha Ha wouldn't you like to know Bawahahahahaha

:evilgrin: Be sure to vollunteer to be a Mod
if you want to find out :D

[TrogL]

15. As a former moderator I can tell you

They flirt with each other, talk about sex, call the ordinary users unprintable names, talk about sex, fret whether to kick a 1000+ post user and talk about sex.

[ulysses]

16. they're talking about

EarlG's canapés. :9

[youngred]

17. Well

*former mod*

We have massive orgies, we get drunk/stoned and play lock all the threads, ban people just because they spelled something wrong, swear a blood oath of fealty to the admins, and talk about how much we hate Magic Rat

;-)

[TacticalPeek]

18. Two words: Kobe Laci.

[wysimdnwyg]

19. Which of Magic Rat's topics to ban next

EOM

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

20. I hacked the moderators forum:

It was a quick in-out(pardon the imagery...) job. I didn't have much time, as the packet sniffers were closing in, but I was able to glean this following little bitlet:

Skinner: Ok, JimRob, I will be looking for you on Saturday Night. Make sure to wear the French Maid's outfit with the six-inch heels, and don't forget to bring that alluring yak of yours. I will have the 55 gallon drum of Crisco, the rubber gloves and the set of pipe wrenches. It should be one for the ages.

Oh, the humanity...

[goobergunch]

21. RimJob has a yak?

:wtf:

[Wickerman]

22. Ahhhh - My eyes, my eyes!!

Thanks, that "conversation" has created an image I won't soon forget!

[liberalhistorian]

23. ROFLMAO!

Can't you just imagine what a REAL meeting between those two would be like?

[PVnRT]

24. Actually

when I was one, we talked a lot about how to best sacrifice virgin goats for the divining of which posters were freeper infiltrators and which were just plain jerks.

[realFedUp]

25. We shoot the crap all day long....

:-) it's a tough job, but someone has to DU it.

[Aristus]

27. "...yeah, man, Bud's definitely the best, and,

oh SHIT! There goes Magic Rat again....I'm gonna wring his neck!.............so anyway, I pointed to his 24-pack and said. 'like, where'd ya get that stuff, man?' and he was like, 'fer sure, dude', and......DAMMIT! Slinkerwink tryin' ta slip a sex poll under the radar......gimme a minute........"

:-):-):-):-)

I love the Mods! :thumbsup:!

[slinkerwink]

28. I don't remember doing a sex poll....

you must be thinking of Magic Rat ;-)

[Aristus]

29. Sorry, slink. Had to J'Accuse somebody.

My deepest apologies. Can't blame Magic Rat for everything, now can I? :-)

[ploppy]

30. It's really just a cover

for a prayer forum.