THE NIGHT BEFORE FITZMAS (A Poem)

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(I just finished writing this. I hope you enjoy it! Please feel free to share it if you do!)

THE NIGHT BEFORE FITZMAS

Twas the night before Fitzmas, and in the White House
Every one was scared shitless, and Bush was quite soused
The indictments were hanging like Damoceles' sword
As verminous oxen prepared to be gored

The perps were all sleepless, curled fetal in bed
While visions of prison cells loomed in each head
And Dick in his jammies, and George in his lap
Were sweating and swearing and looking like crap

When out on the web there arose such a clatter
The blogs and the forums were buzzing with chatter
Away to the PC Rove ran like a flash
He booted his browser and cleared out his cache

The rumors that flew through the cold autumn air
Made Dubya shiver with angry despair
When what to his horror-filled eyes did he spy?
A bespectacled man with a brown suit and tie!

With an impartial manner that gave Bush the shits
He knew in a moment it must be St. Fitz!
With unwavering voice, his indictments they came
He cleared out his throat and he called them by name:

Now Scooter, Now Libby,
Now Blossoming Turd,
Now Cheney, dear Cheney,
Yes, you are the third
To the bench of the court
Up the steps, down the hall
Now come along, come along,
Come along, all!

He then became silent, and went right to work
He filed the indictments and turned with a jerk
And pointing his finger at justice's scale
Said, "The people be served, and let fairness prevail."

He then left the room, to his team gave a nod
And the sound could be heard of a crumbling facade
And we all did exclaim, as he faded from sight
"Merry Fitzmas to all, and to all a good night!"

- © 2005 Daryl W. Permission granted to reprint anywhere and everyhwere as long as my name is included. Cheers!

[CatholicEdHead]

1. Great!

[Bullwinkle925]

2. Mahvelous - and nominated.

GOOD JOB!!!!!

[complain jane]

3. Excellent!

[In_The_Wind]

4. Excellent!

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5. Thanks!

I hope nobody is too bothered that I posted it here and in GD ... I know they are two vastly different groups.

:)

[hickman1937]

6. Damn, I just emailed this to a friend and forgot to ask your

permission. I'm sorry. Should I send another telling her not to forward it to anyone?

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7. Spread it far and wide. I love it!

I'd be thrilled if this went full circle and ended up back in my Inbox!

[sakabatou]

8. W00t

[arwalden]

9. Outstanding... Nominated!!

[CBHagman]

10. First real laugh I've had all day.

Excellent work, my friend, and so prompt! Yahoo! :bounce:

[SIU_Blue]

11. kick!

F%$#ing Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!