I talked to a wild turkey the other day

[NaMeaHou]

he asked me

why do you try to chase and take pictures of me?

I said only that it seemed the right thing to do, since I was Franklin-esque in my beliefs.

He said some to the effect "I am a proud and honorable bird! I deserve respect!"

I said only that it pained me to see him in such ..........

before I could finish, he said.......

I am proud. I am not stupid. I will protect myself and my children.

Am I so different from you?

Happy Thanksgiving

you blood lusting shit.

[Maple]

1. Sounds more like you were

drinking 'Wild Turkey'

[NaMeaHou]

3. Nope

I'm just that way sometimes, I guess.

I've been told I gobble sometimes when I'm happy?

[CanuckAmok]

2. "Wild Turkey"?! Why did you call into the Rush Limbaugh show? n/t