My dog shit in the back seat of my car!

[Floogeldy]

Last Saturday I woke up late and hurried to the drive-thru bank before it closed. Then I was going to get some breakfast burritos. My dog wanted to go with me, so I let him.

So I'm sitting in the drive-thru lane and I am suddenly hit with this godawful smell! He shit right there in the back seat (It's my fault because I didn't let him out into the backyard before we left)!

There was nothing I could do right then. To make matters worse, he is running around in the back seat and traipsing in the dookey, getting it on his paws and spreading it all over the leather seat! And the smell just got worse!

So I finished at the bank and drove home real fast, trying not to puke. All I had to clean the seat was Windex and paper towels and they worked real well. Even took the smell away!

But suddenly, I wasn't in the mood anymore for breakfast burritos.

[MrSlayer]

1. What a touching story.

My heart is warmed knowing about this.

[Floogeldy]

11. Heh heh

;)

[Fox Mulder]

2. Is it wrong for me to laugh?

:spray:

Sorry. Can't help it.

[Floogeldy]

4. It's okay.

Funny story, unless you were me. ;)

[miss_kitty]

3. It took you 6 days to recover enough

to post this?

[Floogeldy]

5. Yes

:cry:

[miss_kitty]

9. I was working in the rain one day with this guy

who refused to use a bag on the lawnmower, a 36" deck self-propelled monster. He drove right through a pony-sized pile of dog poo. It sprayed him good. I had to ride back to the shop in the truck with him, but that wasn't the last job of the day x(

[Floogeldy]

12. Yikes!

:(

[miss_kitty]

16. Yeah. It was bad being me that day

but it was worse being him. :D

[barb162]

21. another good story..

[henslee]

6. Hope it wasn't rich corinthian leather......(pic)

[Floogeldy]

14. Probably not

It's a Buick! :)

[bridgit]

7. Bad Dog!!

[Floogeldy]

15. LOL

Great pic! :)

[Jamastiene]

8. OMG

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I once had a chocolate toy poodle named Dennis The Menace who hated to be left alone at home. The reason I am laughing so much is that I remember the time we went out of town and left him at home for a long time (like 3 or 4 hours). His shit stunk worse than any shit I have ever smelled besides my own.

Anyhoo, he shit right at the front door and jumped up and down in it and smeared it all over the walls, door and doorknob. He had to be washed while he was still happy to see us. He was wiggling all around all over me while I washed him. I had to take a really long shower and wash my hair. The smell just wouldn't go away. I smelled that shit for the rest of the day. Needless to say, I didn't eat all day. I couldn't. I would puke if I tried.

When we got home, the decision was made immediately. We had two new rules. 1. Take the dog from then on, anywhere we went. 2. Get a second poodle to keep him company. Her name was Denis (French spelling) the Angel. He picked her out, because he went with us down to SC to pick her up. He was from the Florida King Doodle line. The breeder offered us $2000 on the spot for him, but we kept the shitty little thing because we loved him. He was so smart. He could spell, count, watched westerns and Lassie, and knew that when that one soap opera came on, it meant I was about to come in the door home from school.

[Floogeldy]

10. OMG is right!

Amazing story! :)

[latebloomer]

13. Eww, gross!

:puke:

I can relate. Just an hour ago I walked into the kitchen and one of my cats had left a soft steaming pile dead in the center of the kitchen floor.

Yours sounds considerably harder to clean up.

[Floogeldy]

17. It was really bad

Maybe not as bad as a cat pile in a car would have been though.

[DainBramaged]

18. Ever wondered why dogs never step in dog shit but people do

your backseat excluded?


No one knows so I was wondering if you did?

[barb162]

20. Because they can smell exactly where it is and we can't

hahahhahahahhahahhaha.

[barb162]

19. I gotta laugh

I saw you on that thread a few days ago and you mentioned reason 1, 200,000 for why no children. But you have a dog! See, I have no kids also, but I have 5 cats. Guess what? They're probably worse than kids! So's your dog. Bwahahahahah (laughing crazily with cat hair in my face and on monitor.)
PS great story

[southlandshari]

22. Locking

Sorry it took me so long. This was all the way in the back of the mod forum closet, behind the Bette Davis video collection and the industrial sized spanking machine.



Bodily function thread rule applies to all living creatures, great and small.

Merry Fitzmas, everyone!

:D