A cute Dubya joke

[Emillereid]

>     SLEEPLESS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
>
>One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly
>in his White House bed.
>He awakens to see George Washington standing by
>him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I
>can do to help the country?"
>
>"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I
> did," Washington advises, then fades away.
>
>The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees
>the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the
>darkened bedroom.
>
>Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing
>I could do to help the country?"
>
>"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson
>advises, and dims from sight.
>
>The third night sleep is still not in the cards for
>Bush. He awake to see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering
>over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the
>best thing I could do to help the country?"
>
>"Help the people, just like I did," FDR replies
>and fades into the mists.
>
>Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he
>sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is
>Abraham Lincoln's ghost.
>
>"Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now,
>to help the country?" Bush pleads.
>
>Abe replies, "Go see a play.

[Rhiannon12866]

1. I like that one! Here's a favorite of mine:

Bush's White House Tour

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."