Will Pitt is about to arrive at my house!

[Khephra]

Woo Hoo! This will be the first time he's on MY turf!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Ok, so what sort of practical joke should I pull on him?

He asks with an :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

1. Well, since you asked...

meet him at the door with a big, wet, kiss right on the mouth. Short bus promised me he'd do that when he met Will in North Carolina but then he chickened out.

And while you're at it...tell him to make up his mind who he wants me to donate for. :-)

P.S. If you do the kiss thing I might be persuaded to send Will's care package of cookies to you instead. I'm not above shameless bribery. :evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

8. Eh-hem....

He didn't *chicken out* dear, he was threatened by both Mr. Pitt and myself with grevious bodily harm. There's a difference. :evilgrin:

edit:Hi Will :hi:

[VelmaD]

11. Likely story...

and you mean to tell me you didn't want a pic for later blackmail purposes as much as I did? :-)

[dolo amber]

22. Hmmm...

*Looks at shortbus...looks at pic of Will....*

Not so much, really...:P

;)

[VelmaD]

25. I'd make a comment here...

about hot boy-on-boy action but it would probably just get deleted. ;-)

[VermontDem2004]

2. Kick him out

Make him travel back to where he came from. Except don't joke around, be serious about it.

[ZenLefty]

3. Get a bunch of friends to come over, dressed in black

Sobbing, they answer the door. "You didn't hear about what happened to Khephra? Tragic accident."

[PVnRT]

4. Start singing "Stacy Koslowski" really loud

Just trust me here, all will be explained this afternoon.

[bloom]

18. yes!

:D

[Nlighten1]

27. LOL!

You are a riot. Will might freak out.

[VelmaD]

28. OK, ya'll have to explain...

this one for those of us not in the know. Dish it.

[Khephra]

31. I've never heard of the song

So I doubt I can fake it.

:evilfrown:

[Don_G]

5. Challenge Him To A Game Of Darts At The Bar

And make sure you fill in all the holes in the board beforehand.

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. doesn't matter what you do

Just make sure to have the rugs cleaned when he leaves.

:D

[brainshrub]

7. Get a turtle

Introduce it to him. Maybe they will hit it off.

[VelmaD]

10. Things are looking up...

for him and the turtle with today's Massachusetts Supreme Court ruling. :evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Have someone dress up as military

and hand him a fake draft notice, saying he's supposed to report for duty at Base XYZ in 12 hours.

[hlthe2b]

12. Let Loose the Hounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

13. or the bees...

or the dog's with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you. :-)

[PVnRT]

15. Release the robotic Richard Simmons!

:o

[underpants]

14. You did take a full inventory before today didn't you?

:bounce:

[VelmaD]

16. Count your towels...

and hide your silverware. ;-)

[Khephra]

17. All good ideas

But most of them are out of my means.

As to the wet kiss...well, I've already slept with Will, so wouldn't that be a bit of a let down?

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

20. Is there anyone on this board...

who hasn't slept with Will at this point? That boy gets around.

[hippiechick]

26. Um ... me ....

... but I will be meeting him this evening so that may change :silly:


:hi: KEF ~ given the sucky weather and afternoon traffic on I-65, I'll be there as soon as I can, but probably not before 5:00 :( ...

:loveya:

:hippie:

[Khephra]

29. That's cool..except for the sucky weather part

:hi: Hippie!

See ya when you get here...oh, and don't eat, unless you don't like chicken.

:loveya:

[hippiechick]

33. are you cooking or is Will ?

:evilgrin:



:hippie:

[Khephra]

34. MomaKef!

So it's safe to eat it.

;-)

[LynneSin]

19. Are you 2 planning on snuggling again like in Philly?

Please advise!!!

[Khephra]

21. I doubt it

He's staying with someone else...pout! It's the guy who organized the trip, from what I understand. I don't have the connections in town (at least until I drive again in 21 days! WOO HOO! :bounce: ) to be able to do something like that.

I'll try to fall asleep during his speech and start snoring again. That will bring back memories for him of our night together.

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

23. If you were snoring...

then he obviously wasn't doing it right. :evilgrin:

[Khephra]

30. Well...

You can't expect him to be great at EVERYTHING he does.

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

32. I know...

I've heard him sing. :evilgrin:

There's something you can do to tease him...start humming Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" when he gets there. :-)

[woofless]

38. I guess that leaves out short=sheeting!

My first thought.

[SOteric]

24. Have some friend pretend to be a cop...

See how long it takes him to sniff out the snow job. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

35. Don't let him sleep on your couch!

Unless you happen to like drool. x(

[HEyHEY]

36. A dixie flag on the front lawn!

[5thGenDemocrat]

37. I've been to your house, kheph

It's really no big deal. Or am I missing something here?
John
Say hi to your mom and the cats for us.

[geniph]

39. Ask him to autograph a copy of Ann Coulter's "book"

just to see the expression on his face.

[Catshrink]

40. Well, if he has an umbrella

you could empty the hole punch into it.