GrpCaptMandrake
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:27 PM
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So my kids brought this home from church . . . |
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Would you let them continue to attend?
"The Pumpkin Prayer"
Dear God,
As I carve my pumpkin, help me say this prayer:
Open my mind, so I can learn about YOU; (Cut off the top of the pumpkin)
Take away all my sin and forgive me for the wrong things I do. (Clean out the inside)
Open my eyes so your love I will see. (Cut eyes shaped like hearts)
I'm sorry for turning up my nose to all You've given me. (Cut the nose in the shape of a cross)
Open my ears so your word I will hear. (Cut ears shaped like the Bible)
Open my mouth so I can tell others You're near. (Cut the mouth in the shape of a fish)
Let your light shine in all I say and do! (Place a candle inside and light it)
Amen.
I posted this over at the mandatory Malloy thread, but thought it might be nice to get the opinion of the Lounge crowd.
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:28 PM
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1. well, it's FROM church |
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So it's fine.
Now if it was from a public school? Oh hells no.
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GrpCaptMandrake
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:33 PM
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3. Even the playing with fire and knives part? |
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:33 PM
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2. Is there a similar one for surgeons? |
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Like "The Spleen Prayer" or something?
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:39 PM
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re-shaping my ears into Bibles and we WILL have a problem!
:silly:
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:53 PM
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11. And if you don't get the president of the United States on this phone |
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you're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.
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Tue Nov-01-05 12:01 AM
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12. Now see here, Sergeant Batguano |
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if that really IS your name . . .
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:35 PM
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4. I guess they are trying to put |
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the Christ back in Halloween.
In any case, following the instructions would result in a really dory-looking pumpkin.
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Tue Nov-01-05 12:41 AM
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17. Put Christ back in Halloween? |
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I never knew he was there to begin with. :eyes:
:rofl:
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Tue Nov-01-05 01:43 AM
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You know, like "happy holidays" are bad because we need to put the Christ back in Christmas. I was trying to be clever but obviously failed.
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Tue Nov-01-05 01:52 AM
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I had hoped the :rofl: would get that across. I refrained from using :sarcasm: because I didn't want to seem like I was being snippy towards you. :-)
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:35 PM
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5. Did they include a picture? |
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I'm wondering what "ears like Bibles" look like. Open, or closed?
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:37 PM
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6. Yea clean out the inside that could have fed 4 kids for a day. |
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:42 PM
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so if you want your kids to learn to accept halloween in a christian way but still get to have some fun... i assume if they do the jack-o-lantern with the correct prayer, they still get to go out and beg for candy?
i dunno. halloween is not a real holiday. i wonder why churches worry so much about it. it's alot of fun for kids.
and i cannot answer your question about continued attendence, as my kids would never be in an educational scenario that required a rubber stamp jack-o-lantern for halloween. it's all just fun for us!
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:44 PM
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9. We're talking about a church here... |
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It's the purpose of the church to bring a religious influence into the lives of those who attend. If those people happen to be kids, they'll make it fun and relateable to the kids. If you don't want your kids to have a religious influence in their lives, why send them to church?
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Tue Nov-01-05 12:12 AM
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Mon Oct-31-05 11:46 PM
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10. Cutting in the name of the Lord? Edgy n/t |
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Tue Nov-01-05 12:04 AM
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13. I could see this on the next episode of nip - tuck a surgeon who |
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transforms patients to look like a bible. Scarey.
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Tue Nov-01-05 12:06 AM
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it will be a clear homage to Monty Python's "Elephantoplasty."
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Tue Nov-01-05 12:07 AM
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15. Is bbc still showing Monty Python? Haven't seen it in ages. |
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Tue Nov-01-05 12:53 AM
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18. Christ on a stick, does Ned Flanders attend your church? |
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Edited on Tue Nov-01-05 01:50 AM by BrotherBuzz
I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! - Ned Flanders
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Tue Nov-01-05 01:21 AM
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19. Been reaching for the analogy |
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and you finally provided it! :toast:
Yeah, the Flanders kids . . . with knives and fire.
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Tue Nov-01-05 01:29 AM
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20. Sorry, but I don't believe in Gourd. |
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Tue Nov-01-05 01:51 AM
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22. Does the pumpkin get circumcised, too? That would be a... |
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...nice judeochristian touch.
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Tue Nov-01-05 02:31 AM
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24. PLEASE don't start a thread about pumpkin circumcision |
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A flame war is sure to erupt.
Personally, I prefer uncut pumpkin, but to each his or her own....
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