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Tue Nov-18-03 04:39 PM
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The Drugged Up Du Dab of all Captions |
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Tue Nov-18-03 04:40 PM
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"Hey guys, check out my new pen hypodermic, perfect for the distinguishing junkie."
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Tue Nov-18-03 04:44 PM
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2. I have a free EIB coffee mug.... |
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for the next caller that can hook me up with an Oxycontin connection. I'll even toss in an autographed copy of my brothers book - we've got it for cheap from bulk ordering it.
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Tue Nov-18-03 04:46 PM
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3. Me and my belated Halloween tie... |
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are back in front of the Golden EIB Oxycontin--I mean, microphone!
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Tue Nov-18-03 04:49 PM
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
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Tue Nov-18-03 04:57 PM
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Great Simpsons reference!
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Tue Nov-18-03 04:58 PM
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Tue Nov-18-03 05:01 PM
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11. And on line 1 is Amanda Hugandkiss. |
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Tue Nov-18-03 05:22 PM
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Tue Nov-18-03 04:52 PM
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6. Rush sez: "Do you remember when I was an ESPN football analyst?...... |
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..You do? Then tell me about it 'cause I can't seem to remember at all."
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Tue Nov-18-03 04:53 PM
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7. <In best Spicoli voice> Huh-huh |
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Tue Nov-18-03 04:58 PM
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10. "With a brain on loan from God and drugs on loan from my housekeeper..." |
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"I make my gracious return to radio. Yes my friends, I, your humble public servant, is back with you, fresh from my stint in rehabilitation, oh ...wait, is that a tylenol on the floor..."
:drops to the floor like a felled white rhino:
"Nope, just a tic tac....but if I crush it up...."
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Tue Nov-18-03 05:34 PM
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14. Nah...you don't think I really went through rehab, do ya? |
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That's just for loosers.
Well, we'll see who laughs last. :D
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Tue Nov-18-03 08:27 PM
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15. Limp: Folks, could you imagine what would have happened to me ... |
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Edited on Tue Nov-18-03 08:50 PM by cosmicdot
if I wasn't rich? ... I would have been subjected to liberals and other trash that should be cleaned off the street ... yes'siree ... I could have gotten 5 to 20 in the big house, and would have to deal with the subhuman behavior caused by liberal policies and programs ... yes'siree ...
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Tue Nov-18-03 09:04 PM
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16. Good morning, fellow freedom-likers. Birch Barlow, er, |
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I mean Rush Limbaugh, the fourth branch of government, the fifty-first state...
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