Best cure for the munchies?

[Superfly]

We all know that a certain plant, when consumed, causes a person to want to eat everything within reach or in the house, regardless of freshness, quality, etc.

So, what's your cure for these gastric cravings?

I need to eat Mounds Bars and Oreo Cookie Klondike Bars.

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. Twix

or a Kit Kat bar. I loves me some chocolate and whatever it is that makes the crunchy noise.

[Pale_Rider]

2. Yard work ...

... works for me.

[jono]

3. There is no cure.

Succumb to the temptation and eat everything in sight.

:munchies:

[radwriter0555]

4. Ghiradelli brownies are THE best, hands down, none OTHER are better

out of a box.

Once you've had ghiradelli brownies, you will never EVER make them nasty duncan hines or betty crocker pieces of brown crap again.

Trust me.

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. elitist snob!

how dare you disparage the good name of god fearing Amurikans like Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker.

For Shame....Fooooooooorrrr Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamme

:)

[radwriter0555]

12. Heh, wait'll you taste em. THEN you'll change YOUR tune little man!

HAH!

[geniph]

19. Radwriter's right

I won't even eat brownies people bring in to work now, because they taste like sweetened cardboard after you've gotten used to the Ghiradelli brownies.

[wysimdnwyg]

5. I go with the old stand-by

BROWNIES!!! And if you make 'em right, they add to your munchies. :smoke:

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Food and lots of it!

Just listen to your body!

[Mountainman]

7. Chia seeds

This isn't the time of year to gather them, but they can be eaten and have nutritional value and few calories. They expand in water and make you feel full when you eat them.

Native Americans in this area, the lower Sierra Nevada Mountains could travel on foot for days and only take chia seeds and water.

[Superfly]

10. As in Chia Pet?

They're in season all the time!

B

[Mountainman]

14. Golden Chia found in California

Golden Chia (not Mexican Chia sold in health food stores)

from Golden Chia: Ancient Indian Energy Food: Harrison Doyle,

produced a pronounced feeling of excess physical energy, whereas Mexican Chia did not

20% protein
34% oil
6% ash
as well as significant amounts of iron, calcium, phosphorous, magnesium, potassium and traces of minerals common to most seeds.

[tridim]

16. If you have schwag

you can always eat the seeds from the bag. Fry em up like pumpkin seeds. They're extremely good for you, and no, they don't cause infertility like the drug warriors claim.

[Autumn]

9. Ding Dongs

Or Twinkies.

[radwriter0555]

22. Twinkies are made of partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil which has

a shelf life of TWELVE YEARS.

The twinkies you're eating could be 5-10 years old.

Go figure.

[sasquatch]

11. Find something with a lot of sugar

That'll cut down on calories.

[Nailzberg]

13. Don't smoke weed. That'll cure em.

[kimchi]

15. Um, eating-usually kids' cereal-sugary sweet.

And then it is time to smoke again. Damn vicious cycle!

[proud patriot]

17. Cheesecake

Crunch n Munch

Jerky

[geniph]

18. Lay's potato chips

thin, greasy, salty, and horribly, horribly addictive.

20. Just say no.

not an option I know.

[RebelOne]

21. You should know better than to do that plant.

It is very fattening. Makes you want to eat everything in sight. Just order a huge pizza. I think that should do the trick.