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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:10 AM
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Okay, I have PMS. You should all be very, very scared.
I will spare the Lounge the more lurid details of my current condition. My husband, though, got the full rundown last night. (I think there was something about this in our wedding vows...) I told him that I was in the "wonder" years. Females of that "certain age" will know exactly what I speak of. I also am cranky. Well, I'm cranky when I'm not giggling over the worst crush I've had in YEARS. I also should just be mainlining the chocolate. It would be faster.

I just want to know if there's any other Lounge denizens suffering as badly as I am.

Julie
considering begging Ben and Jerry's for a case discount

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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:12 AM
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1. So?
:popcorn:
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:13 AM
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3. C'mon! At least share your popcorn with me!
You know how women are about salt and fat during, well, most of the month... ;-)

Julie
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:14 AM
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4. Maybe.
:popcorn:
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:27 AM
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7. Okay, I've got some now
:popcorn:

How was your day?

Julie
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:28 AM
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8. It was ok. I think I found a bug in the new version of
Edited on Thu Nov-03-05 12:29 AM by Crazy Guggenheim
Norton Internet Security. So that's pretty good I guess.

:popcorn:
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:33 AM
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9. Good for you!
I went to my business today and tried to make order out of chaos. :scared:

Julie
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:34 AM
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10. Ooohhh! I have my own business and I love it! So stick with it!
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:12 AM
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2. I suffered through years of PMS and then the Hot Flashes...
I feel your husband's pain....
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:15 AM
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5. i have killer cramps right now.
sitting here with the heating pad on and a cup of tea.:hi:
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:26 AM
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6. I am so sorry to read this
I would send over some chocolate if I thought it would help.

:hug:

Julie
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:42 AM
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11. "Wonder years?" "Certain age?"
Sounds more like menopause, to me, rather than just a temporary case of PMS.

;)
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:42 AM
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12. I am
SUCH a bitch now (after having a kid) with the emotional part of PMS, but NO cramps! and a very much shortened downtime. Wierd, huh? Now I've got to find something for my emotional swings....it is getting to my wonderful husband.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-05 12:49 AM
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13. PMS humour
female: how many females w/ PMS does it take to chane a light bulb?

male: how many?

female: one

long pause......

male: ok, one. Why is that?

female: I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST DOES!!!! WY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE? ! ! !
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