OFFICIAL Michael Jackson Prediction Thread

[ShaneGR]

If you haven't heard, over 60 Federal Agents armed with a warrant raided Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

MY PREDICTION: Designer drugs.


Yours?

[rucky]

1. kiddie porn?

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Autograph hounds?

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. bubbles called the cops

This is what happens when you spank your monkey too much, kids.

[matcom]

4. Rush Limbaugh's Supplier?

:shrug:

[Deja Q]

5. Maybe Michael is a terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe his new song "One More Chance" had a hidden meaning? :shrug:

:crazy: :silly: :wow: :bounce:

I mean, do the feds under Ashcroft's control do anything else but seek out terrorists? :eyes: (you know they've done everything BUT hound the terrorists...)

[HEyHEY]

11. Maybe??? Ever heard his music? He IS a terrorist

[Padraig18]

6. Garden-variety pedophilia and child porn.

When you hear hoofbeats, do not think 'zebras'...:shrug:

[bleedingheart]

7. Big Payout to Idiot parents who let their kid stay with him

[theorist]

8. I thought he was filming the music video

for his new song "Don't Be Hatin' On My Blanket!"

[theemu]

9. Another vote for child pornography

Oh, and Michael Jackson will die in the next five years. That's my big out-on-a-limb prediction.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Endangered Species violation.

[Dogmudgeon]

12. Another junior D.A. on a fishing expedition

I'm not a big fan of Michael Jackson's oeuvre, but I would be surprised if the search comes up with anything -- if the search is legal to begin with.

Michael Jackson is one wierd dude, but wierd is not illegal.

Well, not yet, anyway.

--bkl

[BringEmOn]

13. Misdirection or Willie Horton

Pay no mind to the war in Iraq or the Bush protesters.
---0r--
Possibly, the Willie Horton of 2004.