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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:38 PM
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You know your cat catches on quick when...
When he comes into your room making noise and a soon as you reach for the stapler he bolts.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:39 PM
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1. And the rest of the story?
:P
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:41 PM
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3. None really....I was just gonna shoot staples at him till he ran
ANd if he didn't run I was gonna do what I did last time. Staple his tail to the wall and let a mouse run free.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:40 PM
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2. you know your cat catches on quick when.....
He runs out of the room if you just glance at the jar of vaseline.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:42 PM
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4. I'm just joking with that, BTW
I don't own a jar of vaseline.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:42 PM
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5. So what you're saying is you have to sweet talk it?
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:44 PM
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7. well, it's really a process
It involves catnip, salad tongs and three shoehorns. :D
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:43 PM
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6. Good!
It erodes latex condoms, any way. :evilgrin:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:45 PM
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8. I'm to quick to care about erosion
So you know..whatever
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:52 PM
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9. Well, stay the hell away from MY cats!!!
You guys are terrible!

(But you've got me laughing.) :evilgrin:

:toast:
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jono Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 07:54 PM
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10. LOL
My cat used to do the same thing when he saw the "bad cat" spray bottle.
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