An anonymous person mailed me a bunch of ties, underwear, and a g-string

[HEyHEY]

I thought it was a couple DU buds as a joke, but it wasn't. So now, I have no idea... there was no note to indicate who it was... and the return address is a place that has nothing to do with ties...or g-strings.

:wtf:

I accidentally posted this in GD at first

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Hahahahah! I love accidental posts!

:rofl:

I accidentally PM people instead of alerting on them, so just think, it could be worse! :)

Sounds like somebody wants to "get to know you" better. :hi:

[HEyHEY]

2. It must have been people at work

I just realized not many people know my address

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Anyone there ever comment on your ties?

The tie thing throws it off a little...like it's a hint of some sort. :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

4. Everyone, it's what I'm known for - however my name was spelled wrong

ANd they wouldn't have screwed that up.

I should just walk in wearing one of the ties one day.

[SeattleGirl]

5. Why not wear the g-string?

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

7. I didn't say I wasn't going to

:-)

[SeattleGirl]

9. Well then....

:evilgrin:

[Reciprocity]

18. Everyone could use a good thong lashing.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. That's a good idea. Wear it tomorrow and look carefully at faces.

:hi:

[HEyHEY]

10. Re-gifting the whole thing during secret santa at the xmas party would be

funny too

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. ...and add a box of condoms!

:bounce:

[Guy Fawkes]

6. Wash them... and your hands.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Dude...

:wtf: Don't wear them. Throw them away or burn them. Don't wear them!
Duckie

[HEyHEY]

12. I had no plans to wear the undies

Until I at least know who they're from

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. They might have been dipped in a poison...

That when worn will be absorbed thru the skin and kill you. Don't take any chances. :yoiks:
Duckie

[HEyHEY]

15. hmmm.

Thanks...that'll ensure i get a good night's sleep now. :scared:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. You're probably being stalked.

Just don't open the door to any semi strangers. Remember where that gets some people...:scared:
Duckie

[sundog]

16. it was me

i'll be over in an hour

[Orsino]

19. If you could starch the shorts and dry clean the rest, please.

I need them back by Friday.