Sorry, Xmas song lovers - I gotta do it!

[mykpart]

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Lacy things my wife is missing
I didn't ask her permission.
I'm wearing her clothes, silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

In the store there's a teddy
Little straps like spaghetti.
They hold me so tight like handcuffs all night
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
Who pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, man!"
"Let's wait until the wife is out of town."

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on our sunshades and join the parade
Walking 'round in women's underwear!

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. there ought to be a law...

NO CHRISTMAS MUSIC BEFORE THANKSGIVING (well, if you can CALL it Christmas music...)

[Lady Freedom]

2. Why, oh who!

Did you have to bring that thing up!