I have had it up to here with sleazy monocle salesmen

[Zuni]

trying to get a decent monocle is like trying to find a decent used car, only the salesmen are even worse hustlers and dress like pimps or john travolta saturday night fever wannabes.

who would have thought that society would have fallen to this level? shameful.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I'm with you, Zuni

I tried to get one for my husband last year for Christmas and the guy spent the whole time hitting on me. It was disgusting.

[Zuni]

2. so sad

:grouphug:

:hi:

[Richardo]

3. That sounds like the guy who waited on ME!

:scared:

[Zuni]

4. balding, light blue leisure suit, gold medallion?

did he let you know it was "snowing" (wink wink) in his office for preffered customers?

[Midlodemocrat]

5. YES. That was him!~!!!!@@`

OMG, this is HUGH!!!!!111!!!

And, he wanted me to pay in cash...

[Zuni]

7. nowadays they always want unmarked, non-sequential bills

their antics are rapidly getting tiresome.

And having to strip to prove I am not wearing a wire is quite humilaiting

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Yes, it was.

And, I don't think he had any business insisting on performing my mammogram.

[Zuni]

you are lucky

I had a *very intrusive* :scared: prostate exam

:cry:

[Richardo]

6. Yes! He was wearing the exact same thing *I* was!

And the 'snow' was stepped on so many times you coulda made wine out of it.

[trof]

9. The guys selling pince nezes aren't much better.

Damn Poirrot wannabes.
Reek of garlic.
And those damn things will leave a MARK on ya.

[Zuni]

10. they are always treating you like you are such an inconvienance

:eyes:

[Lavender Brown]

11. they aren't as bad as sleazy suspenders saleswomen

:shrug:

[Zuni]

13. well, they barely deserve the title of saleswoman

they are, for the most part, "working girls" in a cover job. I haven't bought a pair of suspenders without a "happy ending" in years.

:eyes:

[WCGreen]

12. Psst... Wanna buy a monocle.....

Just like Klink...

nowwhat I'm sayin'

[In_The_Wind]

14. sure ...

ya got one for sale ...

[WCGreen]

15. It goes with my one eyed monster.....

[In_The_Wind]

22. ...

would you kindly direct your two eyes at the PM I just sent you ...

[Skittles]

16. monocle?

I'm lost.....as in.....Mr. Peanut?

[Zuni]

17. ahhhh, the patron saint of us who enjoy one eye corrective

eyewear

[WCGreen]

18. I'm nuts about that guy....

[Zuni]

19. it is hard not to be

he was a great humanitarian and an inspiration to us all

[tigereye]

26. it ought to go well with your eyepatch, Z!

[Zuni]

30. Most def

:thumbsup:

[tigereye]

32. but then you will start bumping into things!

man the silliness must be contagious.

[XemaSab]

20. It's the whole "TR" thing

That image just attracts a whole scene.

A whole scene that I want nothing to do with.

Now gaiter salesmen, they're nothing but good folks. I could get a whole fetish going around men who sell gaiters....

[Zuni]

21. actually, most of the monocle salespeople

have more of a 'Prussian militarist' fantasy going. A WWI German Field Marshal is generally the "eyewear" model that they prefer.

[Richardo]

23. I'm trying to think of where I saw a pic of the guy who wore a monocle...

...you know, the guy. On TV.

On some sit-com about a war or something.

I wish I knew where to find that pic.

[Zuni]

25. "Richardooooooooooo"

How would you like to be sent to the russian front?

on that note, I have NO, absolutely NO idea what show you are talking about.

[tigereye]

27. Colonel Klink

Zuni's too young to know about that, Richardo. ;)

[Richardo]

28. A mere tadpole, he is.

;-)

[Zuni]

29. what are you talking about?

I have watched Hogan's heroes many, many times. I love that show

[tigereye]

31. oh

my apologies, meine Freund.

[XemaSab]

24. Yeah, but they don't know that

:eyes: