Sure hope he doesn't frighten the horses

[emad]

[dofus]

1. I wonder if I could nominate

Laura to "What Not To Wear"?

The truly sad thing about how she dresses is that she's undoubtedly been convinced that dressing this way is the only appropriate and dignified way for the spouse of a "president" to dress. It's too stiff, too formal, doesn't suit her body type. Makes me crazy.

Hillary did and still does the same thing. Neither woman has terrific legs. At least Hillary tends to wear pantsuits, but the lenght of the top is wrong and should not be buttoned up on either woman. Alas, I'm not fashion dictator of North American.

[peekaloo]

2. nah, the horses can't smell the difference

but it is funny to see him "trying" so hard to stand up straight. :dunce:

wonder if lil Dim Son wanted to go horse apple picking after they passed by. dang, that's royal horse shite!

[cosmicdot]

3. W is repeating to self last minute instructions: and, for gosh sakes ...

... stand up straight ...

((they look so sad))

QE: well, since we can't take the traditional parade route which the commoners do look forward so much to ... we'll just take a quick spin around the palace grounds (sighs) ... this is costing me a fortune ...

W: hey, QE 2, I like the sound of that commoners thing

L to self: I can hear those commoners coming in loud and clear from here ... oh, they love my Bushie so ...

PP to self: bloody'ell, I'm counting down the seconds until this is over ...

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "I don't get it. She looked shocked when I grabbed

myself during the introductions. like Tony told me. and she even looked mad when I gave her the traditional rump pat that Karl told me she likes so much. Well, after this review, I'll really win her over. I'll pick my nose when I bow like Dick told me, and follow that up with squishing my lunch into a mash with my fork and then sucking it off the plate like Scooter showed me. That'll get her!"

[skip fox]

5. W. is wondering: "How are these horses ever going to learn to herd

cattle if they are trained just to walk in straight lines with these stupid formations? . . . And they told me England was a civilized country. Geez."

[LittleApple81]

6. I am sorry, but the queen is a frumpy woman in expensive clothes.

If the hat had stripes, she could be in the Cat in the Hat.

[Bossy Monkey]

7. That's ok Liz; I don't really know how to ride, either n/t