Robber Neglects To Cut Eyeholes In Mask

[matcom]

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Police said a masked man who robbed a Modesto bank Monday forgot to cut eye holes into his disguise, occasionally lifting up a corner of the flannel cloth to see his feet as he fumbled his way through the heist, and crashing into the Oak Valley Community Bank's steel door frame on the way out.

The robbery was successful, and the man, who was wearing a pink shirt, big white gardening gloves and tight jeans, was last seen driving away with an accomplice and an undisclosed amount of money, Detective Tom Blake said.

Police did not return messages Tuesday asking whether the man had been caught.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2003/11/19/fumbling_robber_neglects_to_cut_eye_holes_in_disguise/

[wtmusic]

1. I hope he wasn't the one driving

too funny :-)

[Reece]

2. Security Guards

I wonder if this bank didn't have security guards? How hard can it be to take down a blind robber that bumps into doors...

[VermontDem2004]

3. If he had a gun I don't think they would've took the chance

Maybe that is way, but I wasn't there. :shrug:

[opihimoimoi]

4. ROTFLMAO Only in America>>> Proof we are a bumbling species

only fit for pizza and Pepsi<<<<