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Thu Nov-10-05 05:25 PM
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post your favorite shoehorn story here |
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we need to start thinking about the consolidation of our appreciation
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:26 PM
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1. I once had a shoehorn with a mother-of-pearl handle... it was 3 feet long |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:27 PM
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3. my grandfather once had a shoehorn he kept by the stairway |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:28 PM
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4. my grandmother used a shoehorn to deliver her firstborn |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:30 PM
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7. my circumcision was performed with a shoehorn |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:32 PM
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10. my first diaphragm was a shoehorn |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:33 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:35 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:27 PM
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2. Once sundog and I were |
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shoehorned into a very tight space and I said I love you to him and he dissed me.
Oh, wait, that never happened.
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:29 PM
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6. i once had a shoehorn made for midlo with 'i love you' engraved |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:30 PM
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8. I still have it. I just used it to beat my FIL over the head. |
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He watches Faux. It pisses me off.
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:32 PM
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11. i bought that shoehorn on a rustic fall drive through old appalachia |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:28 PM
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5. My uncle used his backscrather so much that the tines wore off.... |
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He began using it to put his shoes on instead. It works spendidly. It's made of a beautiful Myrtlewood and studden with Blood red Rhinestones. Snazzy.
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:34 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:43 PM
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20. You got me in a box on that one.... |
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The actual "Shoe Horn With Teeth" was lost in transit while my Uncle was returning from Thailand. SOme have reported seeing it used by Kim Jong Il, however, those reports have gone unverified.
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:31 PM
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9. I once had a shoehorn friend. |
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His name was Doug.
I ditched Doug when I made friends with the flyswatter. His name is Bob.
:silly:
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:33 PM
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12. I cant post mine or they'll lock the thread |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:36 PM
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16. A shoehorn killed my dad |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:42 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:37 PM
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17. I was raised by wild shoehorns too |
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Thu Nov-10-05 05:40 PM
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18. I don't...sniff, sniff...have a favorite shoehorn story. |
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But I'm thoroughly enjoying the heartwarming stories I'm reading in this thread.
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