Post punchlines from favourite jokes here

[ironflange]

So the bartender says to the frog, "Damn it, this is the last time I show you how to do this!"

[felonious thunk]

1. The other guy ducked.

[tekriter]

2. You have to keep your worms warm.

n/t

[mac56]

3. "Whaddya mean, there's no Tuesday Night Football?"

nm

[scarlet_owl]

4. Next time, put the potato down the FRONT of your pants.

[meegbear]

5. Yeah, but with my father AND my mother?

[mac56]

6. "Two candy bars and a Pepsi. Why?"

nm

[NoPasaran]

7. "Twenty bucks. Same as downtown."

[ZenLefty]

8. Okay, Monica. You can go home now.

:evilgrin:

[ozymandius]

9. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[Rainbowreflect]

10. Leave me alone, I'm winning.

[smallprint]

11. And the little old lady says,

"Yeah, but I bet HIM that I'd have the president of the bank by the balls by Monday morning!"

[mac56]

12. "Hey! Where the hell's my cookie?!"

nm

[tom_paine]

13. And Napoleon says, 'If I had Faux "News', no one ever would have even

known I lost in Russia!"

[LynneSin]

14. Matcom's ass, Zombywoof's Coffee and GOPisEvil's #3 Wood

You figure out the joke - it's a hoot!!!!

[matcom]

15. and the farmer's daughter says........

no, I said clean the STALLS! :P

[mitchum]

16. "So could I, mine's as big as a house!"

"Answer the phone cocksucker"
"Eh,I make a good living"

[lpbk2713]

17. What?! ..... And leave show business?!

nnnnnnnntttttt

[ohiosmith]

18. and the bartender says "you're sitting on the mop bucket"

[johnnie]

19. So Jesus says...

Look Peter, I can see my house from here.

[mac56]

20. "I believe he had a HAT...!"

nm

[woofless]

21. Slapping his forehead

the Father says "Dayumm, I forgot I already promised the car to your brother."

[jedicord]

22. Yeah, but she's got worms too, and I like to fish!

[Richardo]

23. "OK, break's over. Everyone back on your heads"

:evilgrin: <--- clue

[Richardo]

24. "I lift them up so I can see the clock tower in the town square."

[mac56]

25. "I guess I'm not a very good conductor."

nm

[Maeve]

26. Third base!

Or the true final line "Oh, that's our shortstop."

[bif]

27. Ya better, 'cause you sure won't be able to wear glasses.

.

[smallprint]

28. The third one ducks.

.

[KamaAina]

29. The little girl says to the Pope,

"Don't worry. There's still one left. Mr. Bush jumped out of the plane with my knapsack on his back!"

[Aristus]

30. "So, they decided to call it:

Alexander's rag time-band".

[geniph]

31. "So that's how I ended up

with a 12-inch pianist."

[smallprint]

32. "Hey, I didn't know Mary worked here."