Caption the Monkey-suited resident and his velvet draped wife.

[omshanti]

Didn't Pickles wear this outfit before? It looks vaguely familiar...

(sorry I don't know how to post the picture, but here's the link). Maybe someone more experienced can help?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/031119/photos_pl/mdf410830

[Cleita]

1. Here's the picture.

[omshanti]

3. Thanks! now tell me how you did that!

please....
and I'll send you one pair of white gloves so you can be just like the Queen and Pickles
:)

[Cleita]

10. Okay

Right click the picture at the news site. Select "properties" on the menu that comes up. Go to the URL that has the jpeg or gif ending. Highlight it, then right click on the highlight and select "copy". When you put up your post, then do your paste. The picture will come up after you post your message.

[omshanti]

14. thank you! And as promised, here are some white gloves for you

(although they really don't come anywhere CLOSE to Laura's gloves)

[wysimdnwyg]

12. I went through the same thing...

Right-click the picture and select properties. Copy and paste the URL from the properties window.

[radwriter0555]

2. OH MY GAWD THE GLOVES! WHAT was she THINKING?????

WHITE gloves? with THAT outfit?

Oh good grief. She makes HILLBILLIES look respectable. She looks like a frickin TRAFFIC COP.

[Cleita]

5. Extraordinarily clueless isn't Laura?

Or, maybe she doesn't give a rat's ass.

[supernova]

6. Gloves are probably de rigeur at

BP. Having said that, she could have picked a dress that went better with them. Blech.

[omshanti]

11. the baggage screeners in Tokyo wear gloves that look *just* like that.

but couldn't she have picked a different color or style or something?

[supernova]

19. Glove etiquette

Well, I'm not an expert.

But IIRC, light colored gloves (i.e. white and its varients) are proper evening wear. Yes, you take them off to eat.

Dark gloves, like black or the maroon which would match her dress are for transporting... riding a horse or carriage or a train.

[omshanti]

21. ahh... ok. So, a less bulky, off-white or cream pair

would have been a better pair. It does look like somebody had to rush down to Woolworth to get a pair of gloves for Laura at the last minute.

[supernova]

28. Yes, off-white, cream

ivory and not opera length would have been fine.

[leftchick]

7. perhaps she is......

helping to cook dinner? :shrug:

[Wickerman]

9. If those gloves went any higher she could work next to Homer

at Burns' nuklur plant! Has she never heard no white after Labor Day?

[leftchick]

4. here it is.....

and YUUUUUUCKKKK!!

[xultar]

8. That dress? I know you have to wear white gloves...but that dress

She should have worn something dark blue, velvet is not the way to go cuz she's shaped like a pear.

[peacefreak]

13. Why does she insist on wearing pleats?

Darlin', it doesn't flatter you.

[BiggJawn]

16. She thinks it hides her big, yummy ass....

I think it's been too long a dry spell. I saw the video of her clomping up the steps to AF-1 and got excited....

[omshanti]

15. Dubya's smirking like he just let out an SBD

[wysimdnwyg]

17. W: I like to play dress-up!

Pickles: Gee, don't I look pretty? I just love this dress.

DoE: Jesus Christ! These people are F'ing MORONS!!!

QE: Hey, can I get some security over here? This bitch is stealing the Crown Jewels!

[LynneSin]

18. This is so freaking horribly WRONG!!!!!

Seriously

First - White Gloves are usually something very appropriate to wear when dining with the British Royal family. But Pickles looks like she's wearing winter gloves - they look so bulky. And then she should have worn the gloves so they didn't overlap her dress. You can see how the Queen's dress sleeves have gap with the gloves and the gloves are a little more 'dainty' looking.

GEEZ that's an embarassment!!!!

[supernova]

20. That's my point

Laura has the wrong dress for the gloves.

How much you wanna bet the WH protocol person didn't tell her she'd have the wear evening gloves.

[Wickerman]

22. they really do look like lab safety gloves

rather than elegant dining gloves. She probably thinks they are going down to the Royal table for a slab of BBQ or sumthin' just like at the pig farm.

[omshanti]

23. A full-length view of the dress

it is even more hideous than I imagined! It even makes the gloves look good in comparison.
Why can't she get a good fashion advisor? I'm available if she'd like to hire me...

[radwriter0555]

27. Did bush just SMACK liz on the ass in this or something? She looks

**PISSED**.

[this_side_up]

24. It looks like none of the photos

I've seen are suitable for the 04 elections.

Every one of them has something wrong with it -
Phillip standing way far away or someone does not
look happy or * and the tranked wife are looking
at the camera but Liz and Phil are looking elsewhere.


Does anyone have the room to save each and every
photo from this 4 day debacle in order to compare
to the photos * uses in 04?

[kckc]

25. How could one...

not be reminded of Mickey Mouse? Look at those hands!

[Bronco69]

26. Some friends of mine here in Texas

have a painting made of the same material as Pickles' dress!