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Wed Nov-19-03 05:59 PM
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| The pizza people have the strangest reaction when.... |
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...you order an all meat pizza and say "oh, and add Cat as an extra topping, please". Of course, when they inform me that they don't have cat, I get to act all offended and respond with "how can it be an all meat pizza if you don't have cat?"
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| THUNDER HANDS
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:03 PM
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| 1. and the mildly offensive punchline... |
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...the pizza guy goes "whatdaya think this is, a Chinese food place?"
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| VelmaD
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:06 PM
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you're ruining your chances of having a quickie with the pizza delivery girl with this behavior. ;-)
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| liberalhistorian
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:06 PM
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| 3. Well, hey, why didn't you ask them if they |
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had dog or gerbil as a topping as well, since we're talking meat here???????????????????????????
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:10 PM
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| 4. It has to do with this whole.. |
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..."cats are food" rant I have. Besides which I've eaten dog before. Gerbils are too small to get a decent fillet out of 'em.
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| Occulus
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:10 PM
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LOLLOLLOL...... OMG that was funny, funny stuff....
and so completely unexpected... hats off!!! LOL
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:14 PM
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Always nice when you can amuse people and brighten their day. :)
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