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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 07:32 AM
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Zoo Keepers Desperately Seeking Mate For Horny Giraffe
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KEEPERS at a Mexican zoo are urgently seeking a love match for a giraffe whose libido has grown so strong that he has taken to making love to inanimate objects.

Modesto, who appears to be anything but, has sexually assaulted a tree, a shed and a fence.

His carers at Central Park in Ciudad Juarez have started to contact other zoos and animal dealers to find a mate for the five-year-old, who has lived alone at the small zoo for three years.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17238285-13762,00.html
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 07:36 AM
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1. WOO HOO! Time for MatcomNews!
The poor thing! Get him some love, people! :rofl:
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 07:37 AM
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2. who?
matcom???



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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 07:42 AM
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3. ROFL!
No, ma'am..the giraffe in the above story. :rofl:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:16 AM
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4. I was at the zoo one time when the giraffes were mating.
It was CRAZY!!! And kind of gross!
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