My vow: I will no longer post while drunk

[Pale Blue Dot]

This is the last thread I will start while under the influence. I no longer want to wake up and wonder what the hell I posted about last night.

Who's with me?

[woofless]

1. You're on

I will no longer post while you are drunk. Promise.

[dreissig]

2. Not to Worry

It was deleted anyhow. You couldn't have meant the things you said about some of the people here. I'm sure they understand that.

[Pale Blue Dot]

3. I sure hope you're playing games with me

If I offended anyone, I'm sorry! It's the beer talking! I promise!O8)

[dreissig]

11. Standard Bar Trickery

Guy is worried about how much he drank last time he was in Clancy's. Not to worry, they tell him. "You were really funny. And you kept buying the house a round! It must have set you back a fortune."

[Droopy]

4. I post while drunk once a week

And I've only said one thing I regret. I was just going too fast and didn't take the time to consider a post before I added a sarcastic response. Simple misunderstaning, really. So now I just consider for a minute what I'm going to say, do a little editing and then write my post.

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. Exactly

Sarcasm and satire require some subtlety, and subtlety is the first thing to go when alcohol is involved.

I have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor, and I definately think I stop being funny when I'm drinking... :shrug:

[belab13]

5. Damn straight, I'll just saunter over to the yahoo financial board and

do my darndest to offend the Sempra energy/lockheed martin/level three crowd.

[xJlM]

7. I never have

Of course, I haven't had a drink for almost fourteen years. Fourteen years ago a computer was so far out of my reach it's inconceivable that I could even type.

[theorist]

8. Question

How long would the average drunk DUer last as an undercover freeper?

I'm going to guess 2.5 posts.

[prolesunited]

9. That's what they all say

;-)

I did it once about a week and a half ago. I think it's happened to most of us. We're family. Don't worry about it. Just don't get like that weird uncle who puts the lampshade on his head and dances on the coffee table.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. I thought I looked good in that lampshade!

Do I look stoned there?

[Spirochete]

10. You'll forget

next time you're real drunk and have nothing else to do. S'ok - it's all good.

[sam sarrha]

12. Its AA time maybe, black outs are serious, a friend had a 16oz woke up in

jail after stealing a car and robbing a quickstop with a gun.... we had this conversation just previous to that also. he decided that it was ok to drink beer, because hard alcohol was his peoplem..not beer, that was after doing 8 months in the county jail and losing his liscence for 5 years. didnt listen to me... and I had the wisdom of 30 years serious alcoholism backing me up.. he was just a puppy, now he is someones asshole bitch for the next couple decades.

[Nailzberg]

14. Shit, you just made me consider AA, and I don't drink.

Or maybe I'm in denial.

:beer::toast::beer::toast::beer:

[Socialist Christian]

15. I have my most profound posts under the influence lol <nt>

[LibertyorDeath]

16. Wait till u sober up before making such a heavy commitment

[4323Lopez]

17. Your right...

Drunk posting--like drunk dialing, NEVER works out. :P

[45th Med]

18. I vow to smoke alot.....

of cigerettes (the funky kind) while posting.....

[Loonman]

19. Okay, Rummy