I AM THE GOD WARRIORRRRRR!!!! ASK ME ANYTHING!!!!!!

[TK421]

[purr]

1. Stop it LOL

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

2. Say, have you heard this one yet?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[TK421]

4. ARE YOU MAKING A BRAZILLION JOKE?111111 YOU MUST BE A GARGOYLE11111

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. How do you feel about

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6225867209&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

[TK421]

5. HEATHENNNNNNNSSSSSSS1111111

IN JESUS NAME, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL (11111111)

[DS1]

6. Do you do anal?

[TK421]

7. YOU UN-CHRISTIAN GOD HATING GARGOYLE FUCKING SCUMBAG1111

HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUU? GET OUT OF MY HOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEE11111

[DS1]

9. So you want to do anal in the outhouse?

You nasty, nasty, little God Warrior!

See, I'm SLYKICK!

[Initech]

8. Do you have any gargoyles laying around your house?

[TK421]

11. THEY ARE EEEEVVVVULLLLL1111111 STOP TRYING TO POLLUTE

ME WITH YOUR FILTH, DEMUNNNNNNNNNN111111

[KamaAina]

10. I think I might be dark-sided. What should I do?

Is there an ex-dark-sided ministry you could hook me up with, God Warrior?

[TK421]

12. YOU NEEEEEDDDD TOOOO A;FPHGHPWSAHG;ASHGWH

[KamaAina]

13. So I can keep the tarot deck, then?

Um, ma'am, are you all right?

[TK421]

14. ARGHAGHHGGHHAHHHH ( insane gibberish)

[etch a sketch prez]

15. How do you feel about Oktoberfest

in your home town of Ponchotoula. LA?

By the way, you make me embarrassed to be from the same state as you, which is saying a lot since it infected humanity with Britney Spears.

:puke:

[TK421]

16. ITS THE FESTIVAL OF SATAAAAANNNNN111111

[UrbScotty]

17. Do you mind the fact that your son, Ron P. Reagan, hates Bush? (nt)

[Initech]

18. Do your kids go to church or believe in god?

[NMMNG]

19. If all sin disappeared from the world, you'd be useless, would you not?

Therefore you need sin to have a purpose, right?

[Maddy McCall]

20. How do you eat corn on the cob with only two teeth in your head?

Does God help you?