My last chance to chastise that Harlot Ex of Mine

[Nailzberg]

This is my last post as a member of the 700 club, so I gotta make it count.
Oh well, not really enthusiastic about it anyway.
Maybe I should thank her, because if she hadn't run off with some married ex-ballplayer, who's rookie card is worth about 75 cents (loser), I would have been stuck in the 700 club for weeks. I've been here for a year, but this last week or so I've been zooming the posts, and I owe it all to that dirty, dirty, tramp.

[SPellier]

1. The good news...

Well, the good news is that you are, in fact, the only guy who has ever been fucked over by some greedy, licentious whore. That sort of thing doesn't happen in the real world. Really, it doesn't!

Now, I know it will never happen to me. And, I can assure you, it hasn't.

Otherwise, welcome to the club...

[Nailzberg]

3. Take that back, she's not like that!

She's not greedy. He only played a couple seasons, and he can't really spend money on her because his wife will find out.

The whore part on the other hand...


:toast: Welcome to DU!

[SPellier]

5. Thanks

Thanks for the welcome!

I hate to trash your ex, but that's the way it is... If the guy is a starter, then he's a stud...no comment, life sucks. If he's in the farm leagues, he's a loser, relatively speaking, but she's still at it. Either way, it sucks for you!

Move on, bro! If he's married she's gonna get burned and she was a skank to start with. If you wanna play hardball, hire a PI and get some pictures. Woohoo!

Otherwise, repeat to yourself:

This is not the end!

Something every freaky DU'er should print out and hang on their forehead.

[Nailzberg]

6. Dude, trash her all you want.

The guy's definetly not a stud. He went down to the minors after being a huge disappointment to the team that drafted him. He did play in the majors a few years, but only because a bottom barrel team was desperate for hitting that he never produced.

His rookie card will fetch you about 75 cents.

Me, I'm done trashing her. My one day window for shock and disappointment is over. Now I'm going to find some models to date.

[neuvocat]

2. Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but...

it doesn't seem like you miss her too much.

:D


I mean, dude, you ended up being alone without her because you were so miserable and didn't even care to try and replace her with anybody. Now THAT'S an insult!!!

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

You know what you should do? Call her and tell her how miserable you are without her and let her know its almost as bad as when you two were together.

Either that or tell her how miserable you are without her.

Then tell her it shouldn't take very long to get over it.

MWA-HAH-HAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

[Nailzberg]

4. It was my last post as part of the 700 club

Last chance to preach about some values and morality. And I didn't even feel up to it.
I no longer give a rat's ass.

on edit: and now I can go to sleep, not that I've reached a cruising speed of 800 posts.