AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! My beautiful coworker again

[commander bunnypants]

We went out and did a residential assessment yesterday. It was raining and she got all wet. I saw curves that put me in a tizzy. Damn she is beatifu.

The good part is as follows. At our place of employment we give out condoms, flavored ones, (flavored condoms :wtf: ). Well she found a condom package, mint flavored, at the residence. She told me. That is not a breath mint. I felt like I got kicked in the jewels. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!


BTW- We are both happily married to different people.

[GOPisEvil]

1. She knows she is torturing you, and she enjoys it.

Your place of employment gives out FLAVORED condoms? I guess you rely on donations, but FLAVORED? :wtf:

Oh, and next time TAKE PICTURES DAMMIT! :P

[commander bunnypants]

2. I dont have a digital camera

and I still dont understand the concept of flavored condoms.


DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

3. That is beacause you are not of a sexual orientation to taste them.

Neither am I, but for those that are, I guess unflavored latex doesn't taste good. :shrug:

[underpants]

4. A bucket of cold water please

:bounce:

[Dead_Parrot]

5. Count yourself lucky!

I work with a guy called Doug. When it rains, he looks like a wet fat bloke with no hair. LOL.

(He's seen this message, and agrees...)

If you wanna swap... :bounce:

[commander bunnypants]

6. Trust me

No trades here.


DDQM

[ewagner]

7. Heard a song

on the radio and immediately thought of this thread.

The song?

Midnight Confessions by the Grass Roots