Terran
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Fri Nov-18-05 09:32 AM
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Heard this one? "A dozen Republicans..." |
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One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank-you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the Barber goes to open up, there is a thank-you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank-you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and "Becoming more successful."
Then a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill, the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning, when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Republicans lined up waiting for a free haircut.
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Fri Nov-18-05 09:34 AM
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Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Fri Nov-18-05 10:22 AM
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2. I've seen that one with the parties reversed. |
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