What I say to College Republicans

[Loonman]

"So why aren't you over in Iraq?"

"I'm going to college, now"

"I can see that. You know the Army and other branches will pay for your school if you join up, but you're probably going to be sent to Iraq at some point"

"Uhhhhhh...I planned on going to school now, for a degree and a good job"

"Other priorities, huh? You and Dick Cheney. that's okay, Republican scum like you always make somebody else's kid die in your wars, sleep well, bub"