Debi
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Fri Nov-18-05 04:51 PM
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Bird Flu joke - my Mom just emailed it to me. |
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The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.
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Fri Nov-18-05 04:52 PM
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1. Followed by death from throwing yourself at a plate glass window. |
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Fri Nov-18-05 04:58 PM
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Fri Nov-18-05 04:52 PM
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2. You should ask KitchenWitch if she's had any of those symptoms... |
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Fri Nov-18-05 04:58 PM
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4. The word Brazillian is nowhere in that joke n/t |
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Fri Nov-18-05 05:03 PM
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
:evilgrin:
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Fri Nov-18-05 05:18 PM
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Fri Nov-18-05 05:05 PM
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from throwing yourself at a plate glass window a brazillion times.
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Fri Nov-18-05 05:18 PM
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11. Okay, we'll change the damn joke!!! n/t |
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Fri Nov-18-05 05:01 PM
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5. Concerning symptom number 6... |
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would a statue also be classified in this category?
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Fri Nov-18-05 05:05 PM
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7. That's a different strain of the flu that hasn't responded to antibiotics |
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Fri Nov-18-05 05:06 PM
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