The Frog Blort of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez, what the f*ck is that? C-o-n-c-e-s-s-i-o-n-s. Hmmm. I know the 'sions' part, it rhymes with 'sons.' Let me see: 'We will make no c-o-n-c-e-s-s-i-o-n-s.' . . . 'Conscience'? 'Condolence'? Maybe I'll just mumble and pretend to cough. . . . Yeah, that's the ticket."

[Droopy]

1. W is thinking:

Shouldn't have had that bran muffin for breakfast.

[eileen_d]

2. Holy crap... the photographer must have been LOL

when s/he took this one... I can't even think of a caption

[felonious thunk]

3. Tony, you'd better agree with me

or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll....start nuclear holocaust.

[wysimdnwyg]

4. Urp

Whew! I was able to keep that one in. The queen looked pissed when I left the last one rip!

[onebigbadwulf]

5. "Choking on...crumpet...don't let others...know...."

[Drifter]

6. Realization that ...

the last fart turned liquid.

Mommy !!!!


Cheers
Drifter

[Richardo]

7. Ohhhh! CRUMPet! I thought they said "trumpet" ...

...so I started my Dizzy Gillespie impersonation."

[pdx_prog]

12. Bwahahhaaaa

[theorist]

8. His only applause came when he made a farting sound into the mic...

I'm almost up to 100 posts!

[Bossy Monkey]

9. I know! I'll do my kickass Stan Laurel impression! They'll love that!

Yeah, I know, like dim son would remember Laurel & Hardy. But still

[monkeyboy]

10. Whistle-Ass attempts to pronounce his own name

;-)

[soupkitchen]

11. So Sadam said don't hold your breath. Well, I'll show him who's the boss

[bushisanidiot]

13. AWOL Is An Embarrasment to The American People

he acts like a child! He's probably trying to make a farting noise so he can point and laugh at Tony. Idiot.

[cosmicdot]

14. to impress the crowd, knowing Nixon played the piano ... Clinton the sax

W prepares the wax paper over his comb so he can play Yankee Doodle Dandy ...

[banana republican]

15. Reminds me of Daddy

Upchucking on the prime minister of Japan.....

[VOX]

20. Apologies, br -- didn't catch your post. Welcome to DU!

We're not all inattentive plagiarists!

Best to you --
:toast:

[LearnedHand]

16. Hey, Ton-ums, watch this!

I can play my NOSE!

[CanuckAmok]

17. This "salad cream" tastes an awful lot like Dick.

[Deja Q]

18. "Wouldn't it be better if JFK had lived? I need a shot of whiskey now...

I like whiskey. It helps me to think straight."

[VOX]

19. "Okay, here's what my daddy did on the Japanese PM's lap..."

:puke:

[maxanne]

21. "I'm gonna hold my breath

until you give me a Budweiser." :beer:

[Lefty48197]

22. If your country won't send some troops to help in Iraq

then I'll hold my breath!

[UrbScotty]

23. "What's that down there?...

...Oh, my poll numbers."