What is the meaning of life?

[aquaman]

If you can answer this question I will give you a year's subscription to to Jessica Simpson monthly newsletter. I know, the prize is amazing. But hey, that is just who I am.

[Aristus]

1. Forty-two!

B-)

[Kire]

2. A wet bird never flies at night.

My dad always used to tell me about somebody he knew who traveled to a mountain top to find a wise man who told him "a wet bird never flies at night".

[Floogeldy]

3. I would have told you the answer to your question . . .

. . . if you hadn't have threatened me with that piece of shit newsletter.

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[aquaman]

6. Oh come on...............

You know that you want it, don't be ashamed.

[Floogeldy]

9. I'll show you exactly what I want.

Any more questions?

;)

[aquaman]

11. How did you get a picture of my wife?

I am pissed.
:wtf:

[Err]

14. Hey...I've seen her before...

ah, yes...Eve...

:evilgrin:

[chknltl]

18. High maintenance that!

She would quickly leave you destitute and heartbroken.... none here would wish such a fate on you... We are your true friends, we will look out for you...should you meet this piece of eye candy just think of the folks that really matter, your chums here in the DU...tell her thanks but no thanks, give her my number and walk away friend, walk away.













:evilgrin:

[obxhead]

20. That would definitely fit into the fun category. n/t

[Jamastiene]

17. I second that one.

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

4. Money, power and world domination through Christian fundamentalism

Sorry, having a neocon moment there. :crazy:

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[NMMNG]

15. I heartily approve of non-denominational humanitarian efforts

And encourage anybody and everybody to give what they can to them.

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[NMMNG]

22. Non-denominational charities don't have "strings" attatched to their

services. The beneficiaries never have to convert to a religion, or live by the rules of the charities religion in order to get services. A starving and/or suffering person should not have to undergo proselytizing or other religious chicanery to get much needed assistance. It is the religious charities that actually have a double standard--we're charitable, but only if you play by our rules.

And since you're into name calling let's get it straight. I'm not a "complete commie". I'm a complete atheist.

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[Heidi]

5. Does life _need_ a meaning? (nt)

[aquaman]

7. Of course it does....

How else would you get the Jessica Simpson prize.

[obxhead]

8. Ask a loaded question, why don't you.....

I'm going with.... Have as much fun as possible.

as for the definition of 'fun'.....

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[Oeditpus Rex]

13. 'Well, it's nothing special'

"Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy which it seems is the only way these days to get the jaded video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment bollocks! What they want is filth, people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats - where's the fun in pictures? Oh well, there we are - here's the theme music. Goodnight."

[Err]

16. Well...if there's a God, then our lives have meaning...

if there's no God, then our lives are pointless.

[aquaman]

19. Hmmmmm,

Interesting. You might get the prize. But, the prize is so special I am not sure.

[Err]

23. You can keep it.

:)

Thanks anyways.

[datasuspect]

26. you create the meaning

become your own god.

[HEyHEY]

27. I've said it before - at this point, the purpose is to treat everyone

With dignity and respect... then we get to work on what the romantic meaning is