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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-05 09:54 AM
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A Mildly Off Color Joke For You!
A young guy buys his first motorcycle. He asks the salesman what he should do if it rains, and the salesman gives him a tube of Vaseline and tells him to put it on all exposed metal when it rains and he'll be O.K.

A few days later, the guy goes with his fiance to her parent's house for Thanksgiving dinner. Since this is the first time he was meeting the parents, his fiance tells him that her family has a strange tradition. At dinner, nobody talks, and the first person who speaks has to do all of the family dishes for the day.

While at dinner,the guy decides to test the tradition, and he goes over to his fiance and performs a sexual act with her at the table. When neither of the parents comments, he decides that he likes this tradition. After awhile, he goes over to his future Mother-in-Law and performs a sexual act on HER, and again, nobody speaks. Later, he perforns a sexual act on his future Sister-in-Law with the same result!

As he sits down, he looks out the window and sees that it's about to rain, so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the tube of Vaseline.

His future Father-in-Law stands up and says "O.K., I'll do the damn dishes!"

Sorry!
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-05 11:36 AM
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1. Yaaaaaaaaaay! (Well I laughed) n/t
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-05 01:31 PM
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3. I'm Glad!
Always a place for some humor!
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-05 11:48 AM
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2. omg ..
:rofl:

I laughed so hard!

thanks!
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-05 01:32 PM
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4. You're Welcome!
I'm Glad you laughed!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-05 01:44 PM
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5. LOL!
That's funny!
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:55 PM
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7. ChicaAzul Liked it too.
She told me to post it!
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:10 PM
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10. Is that you're parrot?
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:12 PM
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15. No,...
...she's my infrequently posting DUer wife!

But your question IS funny! :rofl:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-05 02:00 PM
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6. Wow...
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:56 PM
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8. Thanks For the...
...WOW!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:06 PM
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9. I don't understand did he get some of the Vaseline on the dishes?
:shrug:
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:11 PM
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12. No, Father-in-law thought he was next in line...
:rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:19 PM
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21. With the mother in law?
AFTER he did the dishes or before?
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:13 PM
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16. What Reply # 12 Said!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:11 PM
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11. Oops ...
This is a slippery slope into a sex thread ...






:hide:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:12 PM
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14. you don't seem to be complaining, Joan.
:yoiks:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:15 PM
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18. should I be
:yoiks:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:45 PM
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22. IMO,
no. :evilgrin:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 03:17 PM
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24. *whew* ...
You had me worried for a second or two!
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 04:09 PM
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25. that I might not want to stoop to levels of debauchery?
I guess you don't know me that well... yet. ;)
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:14 PM
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17. I hope that it's looked at as a Joke,...
...I am NO sex expert!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:17 PM
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20. I'm a little concerned about what went on around the table.
I hope it was something as innocent as a kiss.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 04:25 PM
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26. Well,...
...we can always HOPE! :hi:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 04:38 PM
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27. That we can MarianJack!
Edited on Mon Nov-21-05 04:39 PM by Joan_Alpern
Now I'll laugh :rofl:


On a personal note:
I ask a guy I was dating what a new jar of Vaseline was doing in his pocket ...
He explained it was to use on the car :shrug: go figure ...
It sounded suspicious to me. Who knew ...
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:12 PM
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13. ROFL
OK, I didn't see that coming. :rofl:
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:15 PM
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19. Thanks,...
...and congrats on your impending 13000th post!
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:53 PM
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23. Ahhh, sigh of relief because this was NOT THAT Brazillian Joke
and yes I thought it was funny. Thanks MarianJack
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:18 PM
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29. Your Welcome...
...a brazillian times!
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 04:39 PM
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28. ...
:spray: :rofl:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:19 PM
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30. Thanx, Err!
:hi:
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:20 PM
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31. Niiiiice
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 07:16 AM
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32. Thanks, Guy Fawkes!
:hi:
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