Rename the English muffin! You know it's coming!

[democrat in Tallahassee]

Freedom muffins?
Saddam-lover muffins?

[Loonman]

1. Crumpets

That's what the Brits call 'em.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

15. not the same things

crumpets are not sliced in half. Probably because they are a little thinner and denser. Anyway , they are YUMMY!

[Loonman]

19. Yeah....that's right

I think that was one of the things Americans did differently after the Revolution.

Made bigger crumpets and sliced 'em in half.

[Pale_Rider]

2. Bush muffin ....

... gag.

[FunBobbyMucha]

8. LOL

Rider, I'm almost pissing myself here. Let's all raise our Bush Muffins in a toast! Sounds like the ill-conceived follow-up to the McGriddle.

[MUAD_DIB]

3. Patriot Puff

Republican Roll

Murkin Muffin

[E_Zapata]

7. Yours are the best!!!!

patriot puff!

Republican roll!

Splendid. I think some folks will steal your idea. Do ya think they sell them in the Congressional cafeteria. Oh no!

[MUAD_DIB]

13. If they don't then just wait a little while.

There will be some Lame'O-Republican waisting time, money and votes to butcher what little world respect that we have left.

[Solomon]

4. Freedom Fish and Chips, Mate?

Naw. They'll just keep putting up fake polls saying the British love us, that's why they did it. A little ribbing between friends, eh what?

[RichM]

5. Poodle muffins? Imperialist-junior-partner muffins? Toady-muffins?

Democracy muffins?

I'll have one order of Freedom Fries, and a Democracy Muffin, please.

[FunBobbyMucha]

6. Victory Poofs!

[Richardo]

11. HA!

:D :thumbsup:

[felonious thunk]

9. Liberty cakes

With patriotic nooks and freedom crannies

[myrna minx]

10. Halliburton hotcakes? n/t

[11 Bravo]

12. Bush Biscuits?

n/t

[Ruby Romaine]

14. Spotted Dick Cheney!

They really do have a dish called a spotted dick.
It's a steamed sponge pudding w/currents.

[emulatorloo]

16. Cakealition of the Willing n/t

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. Airstrip One Muffins (n/t)

[Richardo]

18. AirSTRIP One Muffins, if I catch your reference...

Good one!

(Never mind - you got it) :thumbsup:

[LoZoccolo]

20. Eagle-ish Muffins n/t

[KamaAina]

21. Meadow muffins!

That's what Col. Potter on MASH always used to say to Klinger when he was bucking for a Sec. 8. Means the same as "horse hockey".